Miscellaneous: Today, I was learning to drive a stick when a cop decided to...

By Chey - 22/03/2012 22:13 - United States - Bakersfield

Today, I was learning to drive a stick when a cop decided to pull me over just to laugh at me. FML

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By notdrivinganytimesoon - 04/03/2015 02:35 - United States - Richardson

Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML

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You deserved it 7 700

By unhappy - 07/06/2015 18:23 - United States - San Anselmo

Today, I had my first driving lesson. I learned how to be stopped by a cop, who told me what a horrible driver I was. FML

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You deserved it 3 964

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By ACAB - 16/09/2019 20:00 - Australia

Today, I got pulled over for speeding. After the cop asked for my license, he started laughing when he saw my picture. FML

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You deserved it 251

By Sarah-D - 29/07/2016 05:31

Today, a policeman pulled me over and proceeded to flirt with me. After I had rejected him, he gave me a ticket for "not paying attention to the road". FML

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You deserved it 2 273

By ktorih137 - 14/05/2013 11:32 - Canada - Halifax

Today, I was dancing in the passenger seat of my car with my family when a cop pulled us over. He thought I was trying to flag him down for help. I guess I'm not as good of a dancer as I thought. FML

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You deserved it 13 521

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By Overzealous cop of the day - 10/04/2025 06:00 - United States - New York

Today, as a joke, I hopped in the front seat of a police cruiser and took a cute selfie while the officer was talking to someone on the sidewalk. A minute later, he dragged me to the ground and arrested me. Um… what? FML

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You deserved it 1 445

By brotheritachi - 13/06/2017 16:00

Today, it was my first driving lesson. I was so bad, the police stopped me and accused me of being drunk, because I almost crashed into the pole in front of them. FML

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You deserved it 968

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By Anonymous - 15/10/2024 22:00 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for speeding. I tried to make a joke to ease the tension and said, "I’m just trying to keep up with the traffic!" The officer looked around at the empty road and said, "What traffic? Are you under the influence? HANDS ON THE WHEEL!" It went downhill from there. FML

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You deserved it 632

By TheIrony - 19/07/2016 21:50 - United States

Today, while driving I saw a police car riding along next to me. Thinking about the news recently, I decided to give him a quick thumbs up and a smile to lighten up his day. He looks back, smiles, flips on his siren, and pulls me over for not paying attention to the road. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 201

You deserved it 3 564

By tvaladie - 17/04/2009 00:19 - United States

Today, I was bored and decided it would be fun to pretend to be an undercover cop and pull over other cars. The first car I pulled over was a real undercover cop. FML

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You deserved it 350 504

waresjake 3

Friday 23 March 2012 7:59

Don't worry, I still love you

Meowingtons500 18

Friday 23 March 2012 8:22

Yeah. I totally agree. They only keep entire communities as safe as possible. Total dicks.

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rosssl 2

Sunday 25 March 2012 23:04

At least you got a fun cop, and not one that was a jackass and gave you a ticket

prettykitty102 3

Tuesday 27 March 2012 7:57

Aww,,,don't worry. It took me forever to learn to drive one. You'll get better.

StzaCrack666 18

Monday 29 October 2012 6:29

Tax dollars at work eh?

checkurselfxxx 11

Monday 7 January 2013 8:50

win!

kuzcoandpacha 3

Saturday 26 October 2013 1:04

You should have stared him in the eyes and said "oink oink officer?"

WooHooBar 10

Saturday 5 July 2014 21:51

Even I can drive manual cars and I'm 15. Retard XD

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