By luckygirl - 14/12/2009 09:05 - United States

Today, I was hit on by a guy who decided to use the line, "My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in." FML
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Indiana_fml 4

At least that's a line which will never be overused.

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SSC_fml 0

Hey, it's original, props to the person who said it :)

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perdix 29

If you liked him, you should have replied, "Well, then let me be your toilet!" If his sense of humor was so gross, I'm sure he'd like your retort. If you didn't like him, any comeback referring to menstruation will send any guy running away.

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nikkers 0

had worse chat up lines than this hardly an FML is it now..

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uhmfml 0

just laugh at it and move on. I don't see the FML in this.

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IsamuNazuna 0

Oh I recognize this! Its a generated daily pick up line from an application on Facebook. I used it on my boyfriend too so don't worry too much :D

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zungg 5

what's better than someone who makes you happy?

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ArtistsSunshine2 0

If someone picked me up with that line, I would sing the rest of Wanna B Ur Lovr to them...I LOVE THAT SONG! And I am the HUGEST WEIRD AL FAN EVER!(Been to 12 Al concerts, met him 8 times, the guy knows my name, this FML made me a happy Al Gal) that guy RULES for coming up with that!!! :-D

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Sarunas23 0

:DDDD omg lol rofl XD thats funniest shit i've heard on this website!!! XDDDD

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