Today, I was checking out a cute guy who finally approached me.... - FML

By Alessan - 26/05/2017 21:00 - Italy

Today, I was checking out a cute guy who finally approached me. He says to me, "Hi excuse me, I've been watching you for a little while, and I finally got the courage to ask you this question...who is your esthetician? I want to get my eyebrows done like yours." FML

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Glowworm56 26

Friday 26 May 2017 21:07

At least he likes your eyebrows!

Lobby_Bee 17

Friday 26 May 2017 21:13

It means he wants to go to an eyebrow trimming date with you. Duh

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Glowworm56 26

Friday 26 May 2017 21:07

At least he likes your eyebrows!

Lobby_Bee 17

Friday 26 May 2017 21:13

It means he wants to go to an eyebrow trimming date with you. Duh

RichardPencil 30

Friday 26 May 2017 21:19

He's probably not into girls anyways -- if you know what I mean.

mathalawson3 2

Friday 26 May 2017 21:39

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Danne696 14

Saturday 27 May 2017 2:13

This scam-bot made me smile. That someone would even try with such an obvious message is entertaining.

FlyingPie 17

Friday 26 May 2017 21:40

It sounds like you two don't see eye to eye.

Regulate 21

Saturday 27 May 2017 1:12

There's a name for someone that trims eyebrows? Well I never...

tounces7 27

Sunday 28 May 2017 6:07

Make friends with him, perhaps you can trade make-up tips.

alucard724 9

Friday 18 August 2017 8:31

he's more of a girl than you are

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