Intimacy: Today, I was caught skinny dipping by the police. With the arresting...

By skinny dipper - 21/10/2011 02:48 - United States

Today, I was caught skinny dipping by the police. With the arresting officer's daughter. FML

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By loveade11 - 12/01/2010 19:28 - France

Today, a police officer caught my girlfriend and me having sex. The officer was my dad, and we were butt naked in his new Ford Expedition. FML

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By criminal tit offender - 31/08/2013 16:25 - United States - Bessemer

Today, I went skinny-dipping with my friends. At one point, I jokingly pointed out how one of them had the smallest boobs of us all. She calmly got out of the pond, dried herself, scooped up our clothes and phones, and drove off in her car. The cops she called arrived soon after. FML

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By babyeaternomnom - 30/06/2012 16:22 - Canada - Brampton

Today, I caught my elderly neighbour skinny-dipping in my pool. FML

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By Japaroni - 15/09/2011 07:42 - United States

Today, I went out on my back patio at night to skinny dip. I live on the intracoastal, and as I was walking towards my pool, the police were doing a random search. From a boat with a spotlight. At least their whistles told me they liked the birthday suit I had on. FML

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By AmberHavoc - 02/01/2013 15:01 - United Kingdom

Today, I got so drunk that I decided it was a good idea to get naked and jump on a trampoline in the back of a neighbour’s garden. Said neighbour is a police officer. FML

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By Men '86 - 24/07/2011 06:41 - Canada

Today, I went skinny dipping with my friends. A security man drove up the dock we were on with his bike. After informing us that the dock was closed, and noticing all of our swimsuits on the dock, he refused to move his flashlight beam from us in the water. FML

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Caught red-handed

By Anonymous - 30/11/2020 20:04

Today, my girlfriend and I got busted by the cops having sex in a dark parking lot near the beach. As if that wasn't bad enough, as I was trying to talk my way out of a ticket, one of the cops peeks into the car window and I hear my girlfriend awkwardly giggle and say, "Hi daddy." FML

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By ironic driver - 04/09/2011 22:10 - United States

Today, I was pulled over for a DWI. The police officer was drunk. FML

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Temper tantrum

By QueenCortana Tiffany Turner - 07/02/2020 14:00

Today, the cops were called to my apartment because my daughter had a temper tantrum while I was at work. She was naked when they were there. FML

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What did you expect?

By Overzealous cop of the day - 10/04/2025 06:00 - United States - New York

Today, as a joke, I hopped in the front seat of a police cruiser and took a cute selfie while the officer was talking to someone on the sidewalk. A minute later, he dragged me to the ground and arrested me. Um… what? FML

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FreshSalad 1

Friday 21 October 2011 8:46

Well you see officer, we were going to go swimming but then uh, our , um, clothes got dirty so we had to take them off... Just arrest me.

Josh67 1

Friday 21 October 2011 8:44

Must have been awkward

Comments

bmthfan16 0

Saturday 22 October 2011 15:35

Win!

J1986 1

Saturday 22 October 2011 18:41

I thought this was FML, not FTW.

lenardisag 8

Saturday 22 October 2011 19:44

Atta boy!!!! I'd be proud of that lol

happychicka 0

Saturday 22 October 2011 23:44

"put yur hands in the air! Oh! Hi honey!"

kelsylea 0

Sunday 23 October 2011 5:19

Dude, my dad is a cop, and yes that totally sucks.

BeatleJames1393 0

Sunday 23 October 2011 5:39

Oh shit... I hear you man.. I hope he didn't taze you xD

Gvil_Eenius 0

Sunday 23 October 2011 10:44

I know this is FML but your life is really going to be ****** for a looooong time to come!!!

adrianathecutie 4

Sunday 23 October 2011 17:44

uhhh tht really suxs.. maybe u shud learn a little more about people BEFORE u go skinny dipping....

SlaggsYo 0

Sunday 23 October 2011 22:40

First impression r the best lol

bri1215 7

Sunday 23 October 2011 23:53

been there done that, but with the officers son

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