By coolhand - 29/08/2009 15:13 - United States

Today, I waited for my girlfriend to get in the shower before I stripped down to try and seduce her. I got ready, threw open the door and went in. I walked in on her taking a dump. FML
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iljajlm 4

It's this wonderful invention God himself bleesed us with and it's a really complictaed process. The angels named it knocking on the door. You should try it.

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pasiphae9 5

Congratulations, OP. You have just discovered the shocking truth that girls are HUMAN (omfg!!112!2!!!who've guessed??????) Seriously, do some guys genuinely not realise that girls shit and fart and puke too? Or do we just have one hell of a "special" OP?

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22jrdn55 15

omg r u serious, girls take ***** too. :O i never thought they did

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Starchild21 3

Holy shit girls use the bathroom??? haha ____________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99

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capricaz 0

Are you kidding? WHy would you even think that your life is f'ed up? Poor girlfriend, someone walked in one her doing something private AND have that someone react like a 10 year old boy. I hope she dumped you.

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GongButterfly 0

pervert! whether she is your girlfriend or not you should've at least knocked. YDI

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2talll 0

Here's how to avoid that happening: if one of you is in the shower, leave the door open a crack. Taking a shit? Shut the door and lock it!

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OverEnthusiast 0

130: Why is he a pervert? It was an accident, and he obviously didn't enjoy it. Grow up.

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letitbe56 0

There are lots of girls who do this too. And just because you don't like being surprised in the shower doesn't mean no one else does either.

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lway2009 0

IDK. Even before I got married, my husband & I never cared about seeing each other on the toilet. We all piss, crap, etc. These are necessary biological functions.

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Ligerie 0

eww...me and my husband enjoy our privacy to the fullest.

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Puolukka 4

I agree with lway2009. Mz husband I have lived together for 2 years before we got married. we had exactly one bathroom in our apartment which had both the shower and toilet in it. He didn't care if I was in there doing my make-up or showering...if he has to pee, he goes pee. Same vice versa, if I have to use the bathroom while he's showering I just do it. It's not that big of a deal. I don't give a crap if he walks in on me while I'm in the bathroom, I don't see the problem. I also never actually lock the bathroom door, I just close it. If I ever don't want him to come in because I want privacy then I just tell him...no big deal.

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madforpink 0

maybe he walked in the shower when she was peeing. taking a dump could mean either peeing or pooping gosh

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