Miscellaneous: Today, I used the Print Screen button to take a picture of a...

By lala - 25/01/2010 17:21 - United States

Today, I used the Print Screen button to take a picture of a really cute bag that I want for my birthday. After emailing it to my mom, I noticed I'd forgotten to close another tab in the browser. The tab had a very suggestive title, for an even more suggestive website. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/11/2013 10:57 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, while chatting to my mother, I tried to show her a funny website by pasting the URL into a message. After I sent the message, I realised that my browser hadn't copied the URL I wanted to send her, and that I'd actually pasted the previous URL I copied. It was porn. FML

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By Anon - 07/05/2011 06:08 - United Kingdom

Today, having turned 18, I was eager to show my mother some of the clothes I'd like to purchase with my birthday money. I flipped my laptop open only to realise I had left a "Big Latina Booty gets a fat one" window open. Her howling screams of pleasure echoed through my kitchen. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2014 22:38 - United States - Dearborn

Today, I was trying to show my family a cool website. Unfortunately my porn instincts kicked in and I started typing the URL of my favorite porn site. I couldn't stop myself before it autocompleted. FML

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DELETE! DELETE!

By mako - 26/05/2017 02:00

Today, I sent my mom a link to a news article via Facebook. Immediately after sending, however, I noticed I had forgotten to copy the news article's link, and what I had sent instead was the last thing I had copied and pasted: a porn link. FML

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By retard99 - 21/03/2010 04:04 - Canada

Today, I was chatting with my girlfriend on MSN. I screen-copied my desktop to show her the conversation I was having with my best friend. Minutes later she replied asking why I had a porn site opened on the other tab. Oops. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/01/2011 19:59 - United Kingdom

Today, I got home from working late and decided to write a cute email to my girlfriend since I haven't seen her in two weeks. I was about to finish it off when my door swung open, and in a panic, I opened another tab to hide my email. It was porn. FML

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Busted

By Extended_desktop - 11/09/2011 17:53 - Poland

Today, I got bored and decided to visit a porn site. I typed in the address and hit enter. A split second later, I realized I wasn't typing into the browser address bar, but in a chat window on my other screen. I'd been chatting with a girl I wanted to get with at the time. FML

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Awkward

By Anonymous - 22/10/2011 23:26 - United States

Today, my mother came into my room and had a thirty minute long conversation with me. She kept looking very nervous and uncomfortable. Only after she left did I realize that a porn site was open on my computer screen. The entire time. FML

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Tinder surprise

By Oopsie - 27/05/2019 20:17

Today, I accidentally sent a screenshot of my Tinder conversation to my mom, instead of my friend. Yes, it was dirty. FML

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Nothing to be ashamed of

By Anonymous - 14/07/2022 16:00

Today, a friend was trying to show me memes on her phone when I noticed she had a few tabs open. I told her she was draining her battery and should close them. She opened them. Two were sex toy store pages. She was so embarrassed that she kicked me out. FML

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schalk 12

Tuesday 26 January 2010 0:04

I'm dying to know what site this person was on

elektrik_fml 0

Monday 25 January 2010 23:51

And you didn't just copy the website that the bag was on because...?

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schalk 12

Tuesday 26 January 2010 0:04

I'm dying to know what site this person was on

iGreen_Day 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 0:13

YDI for asking for a birthday gift whilst on ****.

XxXZoeyXxX 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 0:14

YDI for being on a suggestive website anyway. Plus, you could have done all of these things that people mentioned.

Kylias 6

Tuesday 26 January 2010 4:52

#48 is concentrated win. :3

boog_fml 7

Tuesday 26 January 2010 9:59

Win.

xxdakotaxx 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 8:23

#48 is win.

HaiToThePeoples 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 0:15

#8 speaks truth. >.> Wouldn't it just be faster to copy and paste the link anyways?

hotmaleathotmail 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 0:16

haha this is great!

gingersnapper 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 0:33

Lol! I've done this before. Fortunately, I noticed and cropped it before sending it out.

twilightfreak779 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 0:40

say it popped up as spam. that happens to me on some sites very annoying.

Wooddaver 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 0:45

website: bigfatdikeswithuglyhandbags.com

yakturk43 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 0:53

hahahahaha you're a failure at life YDI...

NegativeZ 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 1:10

Its not NECCESARILY a girl. Consider this, its a dude AND hes watching gay ****! Double FYL

x_HELLo_tHERE_x 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 1:23

You're right. I mean, just because it says "woman" doesn't mean a thing. Right?

Lounia_fml 8

Tuesday 26 January 2010 1:49

No, the dude IS gay. What straight dude carries around a "cute" handbag?

Secret_Fire_King 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 2:25

What dude is gay? OP is a woman..

giselless 5

Monday 15 November 2010 7:08

or she could be a lesbian

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