By Patricia - 01/10/2011 23:30 - United States

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Today, I tried to have sex with my boyfriend three times, but every time he insisted that he wasn't in the mood. I left to get food and when I came home, he was masturbating. FML
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tateh22 1

Ouch, I would throw his food away and tell him to buy his own shit from now on!

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BeatlesObsessed 12

You should've taken over and saved him some work. ;)

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Thatonegirlpebbs 5

he might be gay js

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kaykay20 0

Guess he thought if he tried making a move after that you'd say you weren't in the mood like he did..which most likely would have happened. Try wearing something you know would get his attention like nothing but a thong and see what response you get.

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yaitsabovavrage 0

Girls.. Women.. I do not have an addiction to ****. And I would b happy to help you with your hornyness.

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laurencheese 7

sorry but maybe he was just in the mood for Hangelina Jolie & Palmla Anderson

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daydreamer244 13

then leave him and his hands alone to be together.

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Spazz420 7

Left to get food? Have u gained weight recently? Or he's gay! Lmfao

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lmaoatall 6

You were sucking on chickenwings weren't you?

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jack_tells_truth 0

You dated him, you deserve it. Work harder on finding a guy who appreciates his girlfriend next time

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lifesuxalways12 0

Maybe he is gay and hasnt come out yet

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