Kids: Today, I took my 6 year old son to meet our new neighbours. When...

By Anonymous - 19/05/2011 23:05 - Canada

Today, I took my 6 year old son to meet our new neighbours. When we got home he packed his bags and headed for the door. Once he reached the door, I asked where he was going. He replied, "To the neighbours'. They have a bigger television." FML

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By BMike - 11/07/2011 18:16 - United States

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By Scaredshitless - 03/02/2010 13:48 - France

Today, after waiting to get home to go to the bathroom, my six year old neighbor popped out and literally scared the shit out of me. FML

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By Evan Chong - 13/07/2011 14:48 - Canada

Today, I went to a concert with a friend of mine. When his dad came to pick him up, I walked towards the car, expecting a ride. His dad told me he didn't have time to drive me home. I'm his neighbour. FML

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Today, while driving my kids to school, my son said, "Why don't you find another place to live, so we can just live with daddy?" Then my daughter added, "Yeah, 'cause we LOVE Daddy." FML

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By poormom - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I told to my son that I'm pregnant. After I'd told him, he looked up and yelled, "Fuck this shit!" and walked out of the room. My son is nine years-old. FML

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By Bullet - 13/08/2010 16:28 - United States

Today, I had to go along with my mom to meet some of her old friends from high school. When they asked her about how her life was going, she said she was married, always traveling, no kids, and introduced me as the neighbor's kid she babysits. FML

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fatalkiss 0

Friday 20 May 2011 8:52

He's 6... that is all.

quadder 0

Friday 20 May 2011 8:54

time for a bigger tv

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barbiiee_fml 0

Friday 20 May 2011 11:45

Bigger the better :] Time for a new TV

underguarded 20

Friday 20 May 2011 12:03

Your child is win!

alaskasfml 0

Friday 20 May 2011 12:32

your child is brilliant. :) at least you'll know he'll always make better choices if this sticks with him. :p

Vampierjazz2010 0

Friday 20 May 2011 12:46

Spoiled kid

donawhat 0

Friday 20 May 2011 13:18

your son knows how to live.

watchoutimhere 0

Friday 20 May 2011 14:33

Big deal. He's 6. He's a kid

truthinlies 1

Friday 20 May 2011 15:09

sounds like he has his priorities straight

StevenTylersWife 2

Friday 20 May 2011 15:56

And people wonder why the child obesity rate is so high...

rmbennin 10

Friday 20 May 2011 15:57

You asked him where he was going AFTER he packed his bags...?

Queenfaria 12

Saturday 30 June 2012 0:34

lol I would do..kinda adorable watching a six year old pack. would be interesting what they considered important dont you think?

doubleodoggy 0

Friday 20 May 2011 16:26

probably just wrote it like that

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