Miscellaneous: Today, I spent a long time steam-cleaning a mystery stain on... - FML

By kebaby - 19/06/2010 23:19 - United States

Today, I spent a long time steam-cleaning a mystery stain on my living room carpet. I turned the light on to get a better look at it, and realized that it was a shadow. FML

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lannalisa 6

Sunday 20 June 2010 9:08

Why were you cleaning in the dark?

Angel_Vice 0

Sunday 20 June 2010 9:08

Bahaha, this is something I would do.

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thatisjank 0

Monday 21 June 2010 4:51

you're an idiot bahahahha. favorited.

TANKER14 0

Monday 21 June 2010 7:21

lol stupid ass

Catiie9595 0

Monday 21 June 2010 9:48

i am fat thats that

JokeMeister 0

Tuesday 22 June 2010 5:47

Doofus.

memiimariee 0

Tuesday 22 June 2010 7:26

why were u cleaning stains in the dark dummy!

wuzup5771 1

Thursday 24 June 2010 16:04

dumbass

thankyoudear 0

Tuesday 29 June 2010 23:18

for all you calling her stupid for cleaning in the dark, you are morons. She would not have a shadow if there was no light in the first place. yeah, so much for her being the dummy.

hockeychick8 0

Thursday 8 July 2010 2:09

your a genious

MercuryHatred 0

Friday 16 July 2010 12:10

You and #136 are both Geniuses

Krazykatxx 0

Sunday 25 July 2010 4:35

how was there a shadow in the dark?

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