Miscellaneous: Today, I returned from a trip to Budapest with more condoms than... - FML

By DosSantos - 03/08/2017 00:30

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Today, I returned from a trip to Budapest with more condoms than I had brought with me. FML

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By Username - 07/03/2010 17:41 - France

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Today, the guy that I have been seeing for over a year left on a business trip. While straightening out his room as a favor, I noticed he took his condoms with him. FML

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By Mary - 04/12/2011 22:47 - United States

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Today, while my boyfriend was packing for his annual hunting trip, I saw him slip a box of condoms into his bag. FML

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By Gurior - 04/09/2011 07:01 - Canada

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Today, the condoms I bought a few years ago as a celebration of dumping my girlfriend due to a lack of sex, have expired. Every last one of them. FML

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By badtrip - 03/03/2009 03:21 - United States

Today, my girlfriend was packing for her study abroad program. Jokingly, I got her a pack of condoms. She laughed, saying "Oh yeah, I'll definitely need some of those." Later, I showed up to take her to the airport and saw her open suitcase in the kitchen, with the condoms on top. FML

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By fuckit - 31/01/2009 17:24 - United States

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Today, I realized I bought 30 condoms last year. I now have 29. FML

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By fingwhore - 27/07/2014 17:12 - United States - Greensboro

Today, my girlfriend came back from camping with her friends. I say "friends", I mean "friend". And when I say "friend", I mean "her ex". I took a look through her bag afterwards, and well, who knew condoms were considered camping equipment these days. FML

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By that1guy - 14/03/2009 18:25 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend, who I've been dating for over a year, was going to Florida for a short trip with a few friends without me since I couldn't get work off. She asked me to put her iPod in her bag for her as she was almost ready to walk out the door. That's when I saw she'd packed 10 condoms with her. FML

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By Toolate - 21/12/2016 12:26

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Today, after having gone off the pill a couple of weeks ago, I finally got my old friskiness back only to find part of a condom wrapper in my husband's pocket. Turns out he was impatient and went elsewhere. FML

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By clash - 28/11/2008 06:30 - France

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Today, I haven't had sex for so long that my condoms have gone off. FML

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Erection for Protection

By zingle af - 26/07/2017 20:00

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Today, I realized how sex-deprived I am when the thought of owning condoms gave me a rock-solid erection. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Thursday 3 August 2017 0:46

You went to Hungary and came back Thirsty?

jbuckets_404 38

Thursday 3 August 2017 4:56

OP: why did you buy more condoms in Hungary?

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HalfLit 17

Tuesday 22 August 2017 19:19

Too bad you didn't appreciate the travel experience for what it was worth and are now just complaining that you didn't get laid. **** your life indeed.

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