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By moon_paw - 28/11/2009 16:17 - United States

Today, I realized that I am dating a 25 year-old man-child. He turns 13 whenever he sees my boobs, complete with big eyes and saying "honk honk" whenever he touches them. FML

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Today, I found out the 28-year-old I am dating is actually 48. FML

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Today, my boyfriend, who's a bit older than me, introduced me to his daughter. I was expecting a toddler. Nope, she's a year older than me. FML

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By Sidney - 05/11/2011 01:21 - United States

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, meeting his family for the first time. I was leaning against him when he reached around, grabbed my boobs, and started making "pew-pew" laser noises, all in front of his family. I can't believe I'm dating this child. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/04/2015 21:46 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, a cute new guy I always run into at work hit on me. Turns out he's only 18. I'm old enough to be his mom. FML

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By FlyAwayPlease - 25/08/2015 22:38 - United Kingdom - Mold

Today, the boy that I met online six months ago and expressed my love to sent me a picture of himself and confessed how old he really was: thirteen. I'm eighteen years old and holding a steady job. FML

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By Great... - 09/11/2011 22:48 - United States

Today, I found out that my 20-year-old boyfriend won't touch my boobs because he is afraid his parents will find out. FML

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Today, I found out that the girl I've been dating online for over three months is actually a very bored 14-year-old boy. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/05/2022 22:00

Today, I regret ever deciding to ask out a younger man. I’m 27 and he’s 21. I’m worried about my career, he’s worried about his Xbox; I love my parents, he’s still rebelling against his like an emo teenager; I want romance, he likes to wobble my breasts while giggling, saying, “Boobies.” FML

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By Anonymous - 22/08/2013 04:48 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, my little brother grabbed my boobs and wouldn't let go until I pried his hands off. When I told my mom, her response was, "Get over it. He's a little kid who doesn't know any better." He's 14 years-old. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/06/2017 22:00 - United States - Holland

Today, after an argument, my boyfriend called me a fart knocker and gave me a wedgie. Apparently, I'm dating an 10-year-old. FML

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Saturday 28 November 2009 20:05

Mostmen are man-children at heart, it never changes. Accept it and it will make life alot easier.

Sixpakastan 0

Saturday 28 November 2009 20:14

Gonna need to see said boobs before I can pass judgement.

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tacoman007 2

Sunday 3 January 2010 6:22

Well, I suppose that's better than dating a manbearpig.

Shmekekey 0

Tuesday 5 January 2010 4:57

That's not the normal reaction to boobs?

wedgie100 0

Tuesday 5 January 2010 6:05

classic

Zoid27 0

Thursday 8 April 2010 17:40

Thats insulting us 13 year olds :P

stamoiexox 0

Tuesday 3 August 2010 12:25

i think hes a child and you shouldent let him see ur boobs untill he stop ating like a child :/

kallieloverxo 0

Monday 6 September 2010 0:34

that's offensive to 13 year olds ...

latina_999 0

Monday 14 March 2011 21:09

lol... my all american boyfriend jiggles my boobs while going arrrrriba ay ay ay in a really ridiculous Mexican accent lol

TeAmo97 0

Wednesday 4 May 2011 2:05

hey, 13 yr olds don't do that!

johnnyb7307 0

Friday 27 May 2011 12:53

gotta love us!!

daeemann 1

Monday 20 June 2011 7:08

Ha ha. Get used to it, or try finding yourself an uptight boyfriend, which won't be any fun for you anyhow.

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