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By Anonymous - 13/09/2017 01:30

Today, I ordered a surveillance camera for my home. The package got stolen after being delivered. I think they're onto me. FML

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By BlueSteele220 - 29/07/2020 17:01

Today, someone stole a package off my doorstep. Too bad, it was the video doorbell to prevent my packages from being stolen. FML

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By Denofthieves - 16/09/2022 16:00

Today, I received a text saying that a package had just been delivered to the house. By the time I reached the front door, it had been stolen. FML

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By Isoneedtomove - 09/11/2018 16:00 - United States

Today, I received an email from a shipping company telling me they had dropped off a package of expensive electronics at the front door. Too bad someone stole it before I made it to the door. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/09/2011 17:44 - United States

Today, I was installing wireless surveillance cameras outside my workplace. Before mounting them, I pointed them around the building to make sure there was a good signal and picture. I got inside to the monitor just in time to see a kid steal one of the cameras. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/12/2021 20:01

Today, a couple of packages were stolen from our apartment doorstep shortly after being delivered. A little while later, the thief brought the torn packaging back and left them at the bottom of our stairs. FML

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By GLX - 14/06/2017 17:00 - United States - Sand Springs

Today, a "friend" tried to sell me a digital camera that I recognized that was stolen from my home a week earlier, along with a few other things. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/03/2024 18:00 - United States

Today, I found out one of the neighborhood kids has been stealing from my mailbox. Several packages marked "delivered" had gone missing over the last few months, so I set up a trail cam in the yard. I notified the USPS and the police; they confronted him at his house. He's been reselling everything I ordered on eBay. FML

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By ivegotapackage - 05/01/2015 23:47 - United States - Greensboro

Today, I got a notice on my apartment door that I'd received a package when no one was home, and it was left at the backdoor. I don't have a backdoor. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2017 13:00

Today, after house sitting for my neighbor, I realized that he has a camera pointed at my pool. FML

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By deepblue - 24/01/2011 02:06 - United States

Today, we ordered pizza. A long wait and several phone calls later, we found out that someone met the delivery person at the end of our driveway, signed our receipt, and stole our pizza. Way to check the credit card pizza people. FML

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Wednesday 13 September 2017 1:40

I’m sure you got great video catching the thief in the act on your surveill... Wait...

jfsiv 17

Wednesday 13 September 2017 1:41

Every breath you take, every move you make, every order you place, I'll be watching you.

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RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 13 September 2017 1:40

I’m sure you got great video catching the thief in the act on your surveill... Wait...

tonyfan00 38

Wednesday 13 September 2017 6:57

I'm sure he got picture of th-...hold up a second...

jfsiv 17

Wednesday 13 September 2017 1:41

Every breath you take, every move you make, every order you place, I'll be watching you.

Glowworm56 26

Wednesday 13 September 2017 2:25

"Eh, I don't know, but did you ever have the feeling you was being watched?"

Donut_Wizard 23

Wednesday 13 September 2017 3:00

Budget cutbacks. There is probably a CIA safe house somewhere in your neighborhood.

Lobby_Bee 17

Wednesday 13 September 2017 3:25

Installing surveillance cameras is like helping the CIA expand it's network.

jediloader 12

Wednesday 13 September 2017 4:43

I see what they did there, unfortunately, you couldn't

tonyfan00 38

Wednesday 13 September 2017 6:58

Buy a ***** and have the store put a note on the box that says "The Perfect Gift".

davecross 11

Wednesday 13 September 2017 13:47

Why don't you just have your packages you ordered sent to your local post office or ups store

johnnyswallop 18

Wednesday 13 September 2017 19:14

Amazon Locker ftw.

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