By dawg3360 - 07/06/2009 06:02 - Canada

Today, I noticed I have to lift up my fat to see my penis. FML
I agree, your life sucks 50 649
You deserved it 134 236

Same thing different taste

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tradit03 0

maybe your YouKnowWhat is a just smaller the others... else you áre fat. It can be both too :P I'm sorry, but this FML is hilarious!

breaksprinter_ 0

143; He deserved it because it's his own fault he got fat in the first place. I am sick of hearing about, "blame it on genetics," because it has nothing to do with genetics whatsoever, except maybe for the fact you inherited your parents bad habits of eating. And along with genetics, being diabetic has absolutely nothing to do with it either, being diabetic does not prohibit you from exercising or eating right. The only thing diabetes does to you is forces you away from the sugar, and foods with excessive amounts of sugar, and to be perfectly honest, I think everyone should stay away from sugar and fatty foods. And another thing 143; please quit typing with parentheses. It's quite irritating. I'm all for everyone saying you deserved it. Because the hard part is losing weight, not gaining it. He shouldn't have gained that much weight in the first place, and he shouldn't complain about it to the internet world, or anyone for that matter. God, it's people like this that make me wanna go up to a fat chick and say, "OMG I am soooooooo fat! I just ate my monthly raisin!!!" hahahahaha. you fail.

DarkMirror 0

#2 LMFAO! That's exactly what I was thinking when I read this.

Oh Jesus! How did u notice you JUST NOW had fat over your shlong?

ppl saying its not his fault: if he was brought up to live a really healthy lifestyle and go running everyday he would still be really fat. are you saying that?

thats really not healthy, you're probably damaging you're organs by being that obese.

Well then, you must have a very small penis or your just very fat.. FYL.