By foreseeingabreakup - 06/09/2011 04:42 - United States

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Today, I had to explain in great detail why it is inappropriate for my boyfriend to grab at my vagina in public. He did it again twenty minutes later. FML
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Xathanos 16

Social retardation is a problem. Can be cured though I think..

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jobsman99 0

Did he stop grabbing your breasts? The sex must be pretty good for you to stay with him.

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sistersloth 3

I had to join JUST to comment on this! Your ****** is the bit INSIDE your body! If he is grabbing your insides in public then keep your legs shut and problem solved!!

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scotch 4

No need to take it up the ass. ****** can be classified as anything near that area.

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karagarren 8

she wasn't taking it up the ass. I appreciated her comment. It's true and amusing. Now good day. I said good day!

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niplipsip 9

lol at idiots calling someone who understands one of the simplest aspects of human anatomy an idiot. No, the term "******" can't classify anything in that area. Yes, a ****** is on the inside. I love how the people on this site favor ignorance over almost anything otherwise. Makes my day :)

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sourgirl101 28

It's just the "Atomic Dog" in him that must chase the cat. (:

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CiaranPM 0

He sounds like a winner.

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jobsman99 0

And I guess it is ok for him to constantly grab your ****** in private?

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Lei_Aili 18

I think you mean vulva. The ****** is the actual hole. The outer portion of a woman's genitalia is the vulva, which includes the labia, ********, etc. It's kinda sad how misused that word is, especially by women.

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RainbowHeadache 2

Because if you use anything other than Axe Wound, Bearded Clam, Beaver, **** sheath, Clam, Coochie, Cooter, ****, Lucifer's Cradle, Meat Curtains, Minge, Muff, Poon, Pussy, Sausage Wallet, Snatch, Taco, twat, Vag, Vagoo, Va-Jay-Jay, Vertical Smile, Whispering eye, or Wizard's Sleeve a guy usually has no idea what you're talking about. ****** is just a widely accepted term because everyone has given up trying to correct it & I'm fine with that. As long as he knows that you don't pee out of the same hole you have sex with then you're good to go.

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ReynshineCutting 10

I love that you alphabetized that lol. I just thought I'd add Bingo Card to the list :)

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lizbiz5694 4

She said grab at not grabbed it so you can grab at something without actually grabbing it.

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kate3101 15

Bravo. Thank you for this.

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leadman1989 15

Taking notes... between bouts of hysterical laughter. On another note everyone around me looks frightened.

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Lei_Aili 18

To #52: Slang is fine, just don't misuse proper terms. That'd be like saying anus when you mean butt cheeks, or bellybutton when you mean ribcage. And just because a word, when misused over time, can be socially accepted to mean something different does not mean that it should. Like the word decimate, for example, which people use incorrectly all the time; now no one knows what it actually means.

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fakkumairaifu 14

This should have started "My ex-boyfriend". YDI if you stay with this asshole.

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HomeAl0ne 20

Read OPs username then come back and apologise.

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tonybalogna 0

Let him. Men are naturally superior to women so they can really do what they want....haha jk. That's bullshit. Kick his ass!

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jaredofmo 22

I saw someone do that yesterday. It was a baby.

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