Work: Today, I had a completely normal work day. Other than the fact...

By Bill Harrison - 19/07/2011 15:19 - United States

Today, I had a completely normal work day. Other than the fact that my boss dressed up like the lead singer from KISS and hit us with a foam sword at random. My boss is 49. FML

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By Bossman Bill - 06/09/2024 09:00 - United States - Tampa

Today, I walked into our office and everyone started laughing. It turns out that I'd been the only one not in on the joke to come in dressed as a character from our favorite TV show. However, I'd dressed in normal work clothes. I’m the boss. FML

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By Xpload - 29/01/2014 18:26 - United States - Lake Orion

Today, I woke up with a skull-splitting headache. I braved the wind and freezing temperatures to get to work. Today is also the day my boss thought it would be cute to let the elementary school band play at our office. FML

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By brandonborgie - 10/08/2021 04:01 - Australia

Today, my boss slapped me on the ass and said, "Good work, princess." FML

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By iloveZELOS - 05/07/2009 04:53 - United States

Today, my boss told me he is a superhero. He has written countless comics about his crusades and adventures. I make fifty dollars an hour less than him. FML

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By Karaoke Queen - 20/11/2018 12:00

Today, I went to a work event and was having my picture taken with a coworker. Since we had done karaoke together, someone said we should pose like we were singing. I held my hand up like I was holding a mic and opened my mouth. It looked like I was performing a sex act. My boss glared at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/06/2014 21:20 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I went to work in my best outfit for the big corporate party we were having later in the day. When I arrived, my boss said, "You missed one hell of a party yesterday!" Shit. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2010 16:56 - Canada

Today, my boss walked up and smacked my butt. I am a 19 year old guy. My boss is a 50 year old woman. I desperately need this job. FML

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By thinkimquitting - 25/06/2012 21:49 - Australia - Yarraville

Today, my boss grabbed my arm, raised it above my head, closed my other hand into a fist, and pushed it into his armpit. After staring at me for several seconds, he winked and left without saying a word. This isn't the weirdest thing he's done, and I'm actually starting to fear for my safety. FML

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By missedfistbump - 20/03/2013 14:31 - United States

Today, I was talking to my boss and he said I was awesome. He went to fist bump me and I missed. FML

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By fired - 23/11/2010 13:41 - United States

Today, my boss was being a total asshole. While in the bathroom, he turned his back on me, so I gave him the finger, mouthed obscenities, and pantomimed stabbing him with a knife. He was looking in the mirror and saw everything. FML

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CrAzYyEt 8

Tuesday 19 July 2011 19:10

lol that sounds like fun!

mismonroe 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 19:11

You just described last nights wet dream.

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lanzars 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 19:58

this sounds more like a mlia

Carol57 2

Tuesday 19 July 2011 19:59

At least he knows how to have fun!

thegoodnaysayer 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 19:59

Umm...your boss sounds awesome. I really don't know what you're complaining about.

Bootrick 11

Tuesday 19 July 2011 20:02

Your job is awesome

Jaxx66 21

Tuesday 19 July 2011 20:02

that is ******* awesome! i wish my boss was like that xD

iloveparc 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 20:03

role models!!

Barbecue97 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 20:04

dude that boss is awesome

anon2468 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 20:07

haha sounds like my old history teacher

HBoks 7

Tuesday 19 July 2011 20:07

that's not an FML. just btw

Duhita Jagtiani 3

Thursday 6 December 2018 21:04

Oh my god...your boss is Michael Scott! And you must be Toby 🙄

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Today, a foreigner walked into my restaurant to pick up his pizzas. The bill was $25 and he gave me $30 and a 100 dollar bill. I gave him his change from the 30 and I didn't understand so I gave him back the 100 dollars. He said "Well if you dont want it, okay." He was gonna tip me $100. FML

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Same thing different taste

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Dat ass

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