Work: Today, I had a completely normal work day. Other than the fact...

By Bill Harrison - 19/07/2011 15:19 - United States

Today, I had a completely normal work day. Other than the fact that my boss dressed up like the lead singer from KISS and hit us with a foam sword at random. My boss is 49. FML

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You deserved it 6 747

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By Bossman Bill - 06/09/2024 09:00 - United States - Tampa

Today, I walked into our office and everyone started laughing. It turns out that I'd been the only one not in on the joke to come in dressed as a character from our favorite TV show. However, I'd dressed in normal work clothes. I’m the boss. FML

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By Xpload - 29/01/2014 18:26 - United States - Lake Orion

Today, I woke up with a skull-splitting headache. I braved the wind and freezing temperatures to get to work. Today is also the day my boss thought it would be cute to let the elementary school band play at our office. FML

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Dat ass

By brandonborgie - 10/08/2021 04:01 - Australia

Today, my boss slapped me on the ass and said, "Good work, princess." FML

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You deserved it 133

By iloveZELOS - 05/07/2009 04:53 - United States

Today, my boss told me he is a superhero. He has written countless comics about his crusades and adventures. I make fifty dollars an hour less than him. FML

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You deserved it 4 496

By Karaoke Queen - 20/11/2018 12:00

Today, I went to a work event and was having my picture taken with a coworker. Since we had done karaoke together, someone said we should pose like we were singing. I held my hand up like I was holding a mic and opened my mouth. It looked like I was performing a sex act. My boss glared at me. FML

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You deserved it 708

By Anonymous - 09/06/2014 21:20 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I went to work in my best outfit for the big corporate party we were having later in the day. When I arrived, my boss said, "You missed one hell of a party yesterday!" Shit. FML

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You deserved it 10 903

By Anonymous - 21/10/2010 16:56 - Canada

Today, my boss walked up and smacked my butt. I am a 19 year old guy. My boss is a 50 year old woman. I desperately need this job. FML

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You deserved it 3 791

Weird guy

By thinkimquitting - 25/06/2012 21:49 - Australia - Yarraville

Today, my boss grabbed my arm, raised it above my head, closed my other hand into a fist, and pushed it into his armpit. After staring at me for several seconds, he winked and left without saying a word. This isn't the weirdest thing he's done, and I'm actually starting to fear for my safety. FML

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You deserved it 2 588

By missedfistbump - 20/03/2013 14:31 - United States

Today, I was talking to my boss and he said I was awesome. He went to fist bump me and I missed. FML

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You deserved it 8 684

By fired - 23/11/2010 13:41 - United States

Today, my boss was being a total asshole. While in the bathroom, he turned his back on me, so I gave him the finger, mouthed obscenities, and pantomimed stabbing him with a knife. He was looking in the mirror and saw everything. FML

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CrAzYyEt 8

Tuesday 19 July 2011 19:10

lol that sounds like fun!

mismonroe 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 19:11

You just described last nights wet dream.

Comments

blondie1208 17

Tuesday 19 July 2011 19:22

sounds like a cool guy.

yankeebaceball 1

Tuesday 19 July 2011 19:23

yeah that's sounds awesome. I agree with the viral video idea...could've capitalized on that instead of posting a Fml about it here lol

dez63 9

Tuesday 19 July 2011 19:24

sounds like someone watched role models last night

LolMoqz 10

Tuesday 19 July 2011 19:25

Wow, they didn't post this that long after I moderated it.

beanieboy0789 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 19:31

they were waiting on you opinion. cuz it truly matters

foxhole 3

Tuesday 19 July 2011 19:29

I bet he goes to Star Wars conventions dressed up as Chewbacca too

MinisterOfTheDog 5

Tuesday 19 July 2011 19:30

Maybe he was made for loving you.

sourgirl101 28

Tuesday 19 July 2011 19:36

Excellent reference! Lol(:

Mekeritrig 15

Tuesday 19 July 2011 19:31

This screams mid life crisis.

andreafml2011 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 19:32

it's his birthday suit

tylenol123 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 19:33

if it wa your dad than it would me an fml but you just have a cool boss :D

sourgirl101 28

Tuesday 19 July 2011 19:33

Starchild Demon Spaceman Catman Who wouldn't want to dress up like the Gods of Thunder and Rock and Roll? They'll slowly rob you of your virgin souls!