Miscellaneous: Today, I got scared by my own leg fat. FML

By wobble... - 23/02/2012 11:29 - Australia

Today, I got scared by my own leg fat. FML

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By i see fat people - 07/12/2012 21:10 - Australia - Canberra

Today, I finally felt motivated to do some exercise. As I got my weights out, I noticed out of the corner of my eye someone moving about outside my window. I got scared and dropped a weight on my foot. The person outside was my own reflection. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff

Today, I was promptly told to lose weight today by my computer desk when it broke under the weight of my leg. FML

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By Ashy104 - 09/01/2010 05:36 - United States

Today, I asked my mom if she thought I looked skinny in my shorts. She jiggled my leg fat, looked up at me and walked away. FML

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By ThunderThighs - 23/07/2014 23:24 - United States - Flemington

Today, I was so ashamed of my weight when I sat down and the suction of my thighs made a loud fart noise, I admitted to it being a fart rather than my fat rolls. FML

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Simple answer

By pathetic - 29/05/2009 02:35 - Canada

Today, while getting ready for work, I realized that all my pants were getting a bit tight. When I got home from work, I went in to the bathroom and stood on the scale, which confirmed that I have gained a few pounds. I then realized that I was eating while standing on the scale. FML

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By fat - 12/07/2010 07:52 - United States

Today, I noticed that I've gained so much weight that even my feet have stretch marks. FML

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By jumpy - 14/09/2023 04:00

Today, I was literally startled by my own shadow. I hate having anxiety. FML

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By Mr. Shawzy - 15/01/2009 11:43 - Canada

Today, after taking a shower, I decided to weigh myself. Curious, I peered down. I couldn't see the scale. I am fat. FML

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The indignity

By Anonymous - 12/01/2025 06:00 - United States - Boston

Today, I stepped on the scale this morning and it actually shattered beneath my feet. FML

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By tripleBBB - 09/09/2018 01:30

Today, I was in the shower when I realised that maybe I'm getting a little too fat. I was scrubbing the old belly when a dollar flew out onto the floor. I'm 23. FML

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g_ayvel 11

Thursday 23 February 2012 16:06

How is that possible?

Wheredidgrungego 12

Thursday 23 February 2012 16:07

I'm sure it's scared of you too.

Comments

Razzle_Dazzle_5 11

Thursday 23 February 2012 18:31

Did your leg fat hit you in the face? Now that would be scary!

sweetdreams20 0

Thursday 23 February 2012 18:31

Are diets scary to you too?

TehShowstopper 6

Thursday 23 February 2012 18:35

everyday im jigglin'!!! da da da da Da dada.

natas_fml 13

Thursday 23 February 2012 18:45

Fat fat fat

GravityGoesUp 1

Thursday 23 February 2012 18:56

You discusst me

SeemsToFail 0

Thursday 23 February 2012 18:58

Howd you get scared? Hahha

hobosapien081 10

Thursday 23 February 2012 18:58

wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah!!!

RoseCrystal 17

Thursday 23 February 2012 19:00

no better time to hit the gym than when your body scares you.

derkster 6

Thursday 23 February 2012 19:09

Must of been a frightening site! :o

cyK0tek 0

Thursday 23 February 2012 20:21

Hey hey! Don't laugh. I once scared myself with my own fart. XD

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