By Anonymous - 07/10/2009 23:12 - United States

Today, I found out that the student tutor my son advised me to hire was my son's girlfriend. I have been paying her $20 an hour for the last 3 weeks to make out with my son in his room. FML
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Giants_rule 0

Damn thats smart on your sons part. $20 an hour to bang his gf.

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jasmine1259 2

how did you not figure that out?

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iFruit 0

Smart kid! I hope he gets punished, though.

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4ube_fml 6

YDI for not knowing your son's friends, yes, but also, she might be actually teaching him stuff during the hours she's getting payd for tutoring... It's not because i'm dating someone that all we do is have fun...

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megapeyt 17

So what would she be "teaching" him? ;)

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RuralNinja 0

You see that belt around your waist? You need to break it on his ass.

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visage 0

Tonight I will propose a toast to your son. That truely is a genious move, one I wish I would have thought about!

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madglover 0

Never know it might not be his gf, you may infact just hired your son a hooker.

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sydd_fml 0

):. That's awesome, if I got a boyfriend like that.

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ArthursLifeSucks 2

Good hustle, kid.

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sabers_an_s_word 0

wow... you just paid for sex... for someone else. lame

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plexico 3

Twenty bucks an hour?!?! Why are you complaining? That's super-cheap for a tutor or a ***** and you're getting both! Tell your son that if he doesn't get it up (his grade in that class, that is), you will fire this tutor and hire the burly ex-con, registered sex offender next door to spend an hour with him in his locked room. Talk about the carrot-and-stick approach. . .

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