By Anonymous - 24/09/2011 23:01 - United States

Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend, the girl I completely love, is now dating my father. She tried giving me the "I know I'm not your mother..." speech. FML
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DKjazz 20

Fulfill your Oedipus complex. Kill your dad, and marry your "mother".

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mynameis1339 0

Man you got to love Kentucky.. Fried chicken

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JustSumRedneck 0

I have had KFC in Kentucky it the worst chicken I have ever had

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CuteDumBlonde64 11

LOL well this is awkward o.O

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psykokandy 3

Duuuude... There are no words. I don't know who's more screwed up - your dad or your ex!!

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MrsPegg 45

I'd say both of them are equally messed up. . . Sounds like a Jerry Springer episode.

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ShroomsOnAcid 16

But we all know who didn't inherit dad's gifted genitalia.

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Senior29 8

now dats wat i call a love triangle 0.O

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MrsPegg 45

Or for the marriage, pregnancy, incest-like drama.

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MrsPegg 45

But then that could possibly imply that OP has herpes as well. And no offense, but I wouldn't want someone thinking I have herpes if I dont.

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Glockinator 2

This brings the term mother fu@!$er into a whole new light

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ikickgingers 15

If his father was his mother, yes it would.

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ikickgingers 15

I didn't see that in the fml. Nevermind. *leaves now*

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WhitneyRuinous 6

Did you give her the, "I know I ****** you hard last week, but that's no reason to run to my daddy," speech?

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angela3222 0

Id probably just move out and get my own place. Forget them just give up haha

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