The OP didn't say it was dead. Could have been a happy reuion and only a fml that the OP didn't find it sooner cause Toofie had an awesome, wicked pad where he chillix and wanted to invite the OP over for tea but now Toofie's all old and crap cause he's four and he's about ready to go over the hill. Like if you ever been to your grandma's and how if she poured you a drink, her hands all shaking and hot tea is bouncing all over and not only that she doesn't know temperature anymore and gives you a piping hot cup of tea that burns your throat. That's what happened to Toofie four years later.

toofie is by far the worst name for a hamster

riptoofie .... sounds dirty

Time for hamster stew! (For best results season with dried goldfish scales.)

wait, so was it like a giant mutant toofie or was it skeleton toofie with bits of hair and skin still attached?

I toofied your mom and played hide the hamster while you were lookin for your pet

o_O Ew... And Toofie??? Really?

that happened to me when I was 3 my hamster Speedy ran away and 5 years later we found him in the garage

why is this an FML? Isn't it GOOD that you found him? (Unless of course he was dead... :P)

woooowwwww u really did put this up lmao