By InsertPopcicle - 22/11/2013 06:53 - United States

Today, I forgot I left my tampons in a grocery bag packed with food that I put into the fridge. I realized two hours later while frantically looking for a tampon. I'm still cold down there. FML
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JanisEvans 10

Who puts an entire bag of groceries into the fridge? Don't you have a system according to which items are organised in there? You know, like normal people?

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kozzard 17

you may be on to something there OP. cold temperatures slow the rate of blood flow and help with muscle cramps. now it only matters if sticking a popsicle up there is worth the results

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HKCgrimmjow 15

Oh god, it's one of those awkward moments where a chill up your spine is unacceptable isn't it.

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vintage_doll_89 8

So you're saying your tampons come pre-moistened? Because obviously they'd need to contain liquid to make a lasting impression temperature wise. It's cotton. How interesting...

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fuckedPriceless 17

Well, even cotton has minute amounts of moisture within it. Not to mention the air within a fridge is extremely humid as well...

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LordAres_fml 9

But do people really put a full grocery bag into the fridge? I assumed everyone unpacked their groceries to put them where they need to go

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zomgbies 17

#78 cold affects EVERYTHING. Might be a surprise, I know.

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Helpfulman 17

That's why you take the groceries out of the bag before putting them in the fridge.

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LordSatan 4

At least you didn't mistaken it for a tea bag.

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Nordrag 26

I've seen gifs and other jokes similar to this comment, but it just doesnt seem like a high enough possibility to warrant so many people joking about it.

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theBadGuy37 9

Worst tea I ever tasted.

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iLike2Teabag 27

What's wrong with teabags?

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StompinOnCrayons 15

This is Giovanna Plowman all over again

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fucMyLifeSoHard 18

3- What ******* teabags are you using? Mine look nothing like a tampon.

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Mama4ddk 15

Maybe I'm just being incredibly obtuse today, but I don't get it.

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kozzard 17

you may be on to something there OP. cold temperatures slow the rate of blood flow and help with muscle cramps. now it only matters if sticking a popsicle up there is worth the results

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kieralumina 30

How would cold ease cramps? That just sounds so much more painful to me.

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Mauskau 35

Your internal body heat will melt it before it can even do anything...

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SammyS2012 21

Really? Every girl in my family cannot have anything cold while on their periods. it makes us feel worse and have worse cramps

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TheBrochure 22

#58 - If you mean eating cold things, that is rather different than cold applied to upset muscles.

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SammyS2012 21

72- not just eating anything cold. we need hot patches, the hotter the better. i hate getting my periods in winter because the cramps tend to hurt more

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SammyS2012 21

im seriously wondering why im downvoted? im not saying they were wrong... im just stating surprise of the fact that my family is the opposite of what's actually supposed to be fact... are we not allowed to express our thoughts?

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skitzymew 19

Popscicles will cause infection...but this is still true. Coldness on the muscles can relieve pains. And a heating pad on the stomach will also help. Definitely might be on to something here.

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amayasoma 19

At least it wasn't in the freezer..

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Dracoboxer357 35

I'm still waiting for all the "You must be frigid" comments as it is. ;)

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JanisEvans 10

Who puts an entire bag of groceries into the fridge? Don't you have a system according to which items are organised in there? You know, like normal people?

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ElementaryEdGuy 18

I've done it before. It doesn't stay like that, but sometimes if I have to go somewhere right after grocery shopping I will put the bags of groceries in the appropriate places. Then I'll organize it when I come home.

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Ambient25 24

My roommates used to do it all the time. It got so annoying. I can understand it if you're running late, but if you just go sit your ass at the TV and watch Ghost Hunters, then we got a problem.

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wolfheartmoon 12

Maybe it was just meat or something? Chicken being thawed? I know if it's meat being thawed or cooked soon after getting home with groceries we always just shove the bag itself into the fridge, to prevent blood going everywhere. I suppose, those tampons were in the right bag if this is the case.

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glitterkuro 18

Maybe it was just for the time being? Especially since OP is on her period. I know full well that if I was having bad cramps and feeling shitty, I'd just shove the groceries in the fridge to deal with them later. Mind you, I get cramps so bad that there's no way I'd be able to make it to the grocery store in the first place.

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ladypunk 8

But why would you put the whole bag in the fridge?

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