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By Heather - 26/06/2012 17:13 - United States - Newport News

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Today, I discovered my children had found my vibrator and buried it in the cat's litter box. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2023 10:00 - United States - Okemos

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Today, I realized that the only place my missing vibrator can be is at the house of the people I just dogsat for. In their spare room. Which also serves as their kids' playroom. FML

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By crazygirl - 29/10/2009 06:42 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I realized that the vibrator we bought got sent to his parents house. He picked it up from them, brought it home, and we discovered that they had already opened the package. They even tried to hide the evidence by re-taping it. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2019 06:00

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Today, I came home from work and found my sister using my vibrator in my own bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/01/2018 01:30

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Today, while cleaning out my daughter's closet, I found my missing dildo. It's a mold of my husband's penis. FML

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By go fuck myself - 07/02/2015 00:57 - United States - Tampa

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Today, I can't decide what's worse: the fact that my mother found my vibrator or that, as a prank, she replaced it with a realistic tarantula replica. She won't tell me where it is. FML

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By Mygawdwhy - 21/01/2018 01:30

Today, I gave my mom an extra pillow since the ones in the guest room were too flat and hurt her neck. Hours later, I remembered that I'd stashed my vibrator in that pillowcase during a romantic camping trip with my husband. She found it. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/02/2020 20:00

Today, while I was at my job as senior care, I was in a client's home vacuuming the carpet and found a very used vibrator that belonged to his wife. It wasn't clean. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/04/2015 16:58 - United Kingdom - Exminster

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Today, after assuming I'd been scammed, I finally found the vibrator I ordered over 2 months ago. It was in my mom's bedside cabinet. FML

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By Buzzing Confusion - 17/09/2021 13:00 - United States - Chicago

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Today, I found out that the mother of my children named her vibrator after me. We are together and have not had sex in over 18 months. I have no idea what to do with this information. FML

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By VCR - 20/12/2009 07:13 - United States

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Today, I found my underwear in my brother's pillow as well as my vibrator and Victoria's Secret magazines. FML

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strawberrywine22 30

Wednesday 27 June 2012 0:14

Trust me, it could be wore. My son took the "rocket ship" he found to school for show and tell. My daughter used it to massage her grandmother's feet.

gonad_gobbler 1

Wednesday 27 June 2012 0:16

You have smart kids! They knew vibrators and ******* go together!

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hot_babe9325 0

Thursday 28 June 2012 2:19

Great parenting... Not!

LetMeSleep 0

Thursday 28 June 2012 6:00

You need to hide your stuff better

ohitsdaniella 7

Thursday 28 June 2012 7:45

Talk about some frisky business..

Jumpingmal2 7

Thursday 28 June 2012 8:13

How did she fine it? Was she cleaning the litter box, or could she hear the pussy having fun with it? We may never know...

GryffinDarkBreed 3

Thursday 28 June 2012 22:38

Why is every woman so damned unimaginative when it comes to stashing toys? Bottom drawer, every time.

neander 8

Monday 2 July 2012 1:52

Well at least they know that pussy is supposed use the litter box.

etms13 2

Saturday 7 July 2012 8:40

Ewwww

SmackinSluts 1

Friday 13 July 2012 10:12

Maybe the cat buried it.

dragonmonkey 9

Sunday 15 July 2012 18:01

At least your kitty (read: ******) will smell fresh from here on.

Warmonger_Smurf 29

Monday 26 November 2012 23:35

Step two, put your dick in the box

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