Intimacy: Today, I checked the app I had used during the night. It's supposed...

By Anonymous - 23/07/2012 08:08 - United States - Rock Springs

Today, I checked the app I had used during the night. It's supposed to record you while you sleep if you make any noise, and I had downloaded because my friends say I snore. The only noise it picked up was my parents having sex. FML

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By girlllll - 01/06/2010 12:31 - Denmark

Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend and his parents, who I haven't known very long. I ended up falling asleep. That doesn't sound so bad, until I woke my drooling self up by snoring extremely loud. FML

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By PissedOff - 26/01/2017 14:25

Today, my husband sent me a short video of my snoring last night because I wanted to hear how bad I sound. The first few seconds went by OK, but for the rest of the clip I could barely hear anything else over the sound of my husband taking a long piss in our bathroom. FML

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Cheeky

By woopdeedo_1 - 07/03/2010 19:56 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to a party and crashed on the bedroom floor. I woke up to sex noises coming from the bed. I pretended to still be asleep. I sent a text to my boyfriend to tell him about it. I heard his phone beep from over in the bed. FML

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Nooooooo!

By ScarredEars - 12/08/2010 12:02 - United States

Today, I heard my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been so bad if we weren't in the same hotel room. They thought I was asleep. FML

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My ears! My ears!

By Anonymous - 13/06/2019 05:15

Today, I woke up at 1:39 a.m. to my dad's phone going off, only to hear my parents having sex. It's now 2:12 a.m. and I can still hear them going at it. FML

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Method acting

By Anonymous - 09/02/2013 05:08 - United Kingdom - Frome

Today, I got permission from my parents for my boyfriend to stay over. Things got intimate, and I tried my hardest not to make too much noise. However, while having a post-sex cuddle, we heard my parents in the next room muttering about my "faking". FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2010 05:21 - Canada

Today, while eating dinner with my family, I found out my boyfriend recorded me screaming while having sex with him on my phone, and set it as my ring tone on high volume. FML

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Oh no…

By Anonymous - 20/01/2013 02:55 - Canada

Today, I was reading a book in bed when my dad came to check whether or not I was asleep. To avoid any conversation, I pretended that I was. Turns out he was just checking whether he and my mom could have sex while I was fast asleep. I couldn't plug my ears in time. FML

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Thin walls

By xtilltheendx - 05/10/2020 20:08 - United States

Today, I had to have an awkward conversation with my parents when they told me they were able to hear me and my boyfriend having sex at night. FML

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You deserved it 1 447

By XxMe123xx - 19/08/2010 00:51 - France

Today, my boyfriend decided it would be funny to record us having sex and me screaming his name. He set it as my ringtone without telling me. I had my phone volume on high as I was hanging out with my family. FML

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DRMIKA 4

Monday 23 July 2012 16:06

Are you suppose to listen to the app for the whole 8 hours that you slept?

Xythenol 6

Monday 23 July 2012 16:06

You should play it for them.

Comments

LadySigyn 17

Monday 23 July 2012 18:56

I am certainly glad I dont live with my parents anymore :>

Senseless_487 29

Monday 23 July 2012 19:16

I didn't say anything about the idea of sex; my parents were just as open with me. I was saying actually seeing it, or hearing it. I've heard my parents have sex, and even though I know they do it, it still makes me uncomfortable.

davek 36

Monday 23 July 2012 19:53

Where do you think you came from?

Miswildside 0

Monday 23 July 2012 20:05

Hey OP, it could be alot worse. You could end up finding out they were plotting something evil or whatnot.

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Monday 23 July 2012 20:38

At least you know they still like each other.

Party_Penguin 0

Monday 23 July 2012 20:58

So you don't snore and your parents have a healthy marriage. If you had sleep apnoea and they were getting divorced, I'd say FYL.

Leslier_fml 4

Monday 23 July 2012 21:34

You should ask your parents if they ever hear you snore. If the app can hear them then maybe they can hear you.

perdix 29

Monday 23 July 2012 21:35

It's fine if your parents want to have sex, but do you really want to hear: Ouch, you're crushing my skull with your thighs! Quit whining, piggy, and keep licking! -or- We're doing anal, Ronald. Not until you start wiping better! No, no you don't.

emoshadow47 9

Monday 23 July 2012 21:52

Really, my friends say that i talk in my sleep...

magnetoo 4

Monday 23 July 2012 22:07

Eight to one for "your life sucks" - definitive proof FML is populated by teenagers, not adults.

Shrike 23

Monday 23 July 2012 22:28

Yeah it is, but who the **** wants to listen to their parents getting it on anyway? Only sick creeps like the kind of adults you're longing after. So it's a FYL.