By dickhead - 10/04/2015 22:17 - United States

Today, I bought a garden gnome to spice up my lawn. Tonight, someone threw it right through my living room window. Not only will the repairs cost a ton, my neighbor keeps saying stupid shit to me, like "You must be shattered" and "Looks like you ain't got a window gnome... more." FML
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lexiieeex3 32

I'm sorry, but who buys a garden gnome to "spice up their lawn"

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Bgreene_5 12

Through it through their windows and then make shitty puns and see how they like it

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momac86 17

They're probably the one that did it

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dan34321 6

that's awful, you'd think he'd of gnome better

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abNormal62 23

A garden gnome was thrown through your window? Were there any witnesses to this? Did anyone register its Travel (vel) ocity?

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cheshireau 26

I wonder if he did it for ***** and Giggles?

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PokeyPorcupine 18

I want to meet your neighbor.

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writerchic85 25

What is it with people stealing and smashing garden gnomes? Honestly i think those fake deer are uglier.

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ILikeKoalas 24

I really don't want to know your idea of spicing up your sex life.

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Girlie7 11

Why don't you put the blame on him?

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