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tony1891
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how do you almost get kidnapped twice?
thiscrazything
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You see, there was a first time it happened, and then there was a second time.
73-*almost happened
Op is Princess Peach. Or Daphne from Scooby Doo.
So apparently this has happened before...you probably should stay away from anyone that "needs help finding a lost puppy" or owns a windowless van with carpet in it...just saying
So I can't hang out with shaggy and look for scooby? Awh :c
So, how did you escape?
It was impossibru!
mollysticks
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They don't really have candy. DONT GO.
You should carry around an alarm with you.
Dang it Mario! Do your job and protect princess Peach for once!
Beat me to it lol
KM96
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Was it the same people as the time before? :0
Hylia_fml
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Seriously Zelda, it's not funny anymore.
ChickInGreenVans
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Geez!! how many times have you been kidnapped?? This is quiet worrying!! Once is fine.. But more than that.. I don't know hey!!
It clearly says someone has tried to kidnap the OP twice. I just realized I was wrong. I Can't think of anything else to replace that.
ChickInGreenVans
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And that's exactly what you get for trying to act smart!! When clearly you're not.. Next time think twice before you decide to comment.. But hey.. I'm just saying though hey!!**
You say hey too much.
ChickInGreenVans
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Okay..
kandi_kid69
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Once is fine? It's never fine but hey!! I have a question.. Why Type like this?
unknown_user5566
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27- OP has never actually been kidnapped. Keyword in this FML is "almost". It's funny how you tell people to read before commenting, when you clearly don't.
Actually it makes it sound like OP was kidnapped before and today he/she almost got kidnapped. Again.
71 - And I say hey - Hey! What a wonderful kind of day!
unknown_user5566
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179- Arthur is awesome.
Would like to hear more.
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I love how this FML sounds more annoyed than anything.
What?!