Intimacy: Today, as a romantic gesture, my boyfriend gifted me an origami...

By Anonymous - 23/06/2012 14:59 - Ireland - Cork

Today, as a romantic gesture, my boyfriend gifted me an origami vagina. FML

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By AllergicToRosesAndSingle - 15/02/2018 01:30

Today, I surprised my girlfriend with origami roses, as I am highly allergic to real ones. Her response? To scream at me and slam the door in my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/10/2014 02:42 - United States - Rock Island

Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my vagina. He replied, "What's that?" FML

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By Anonymous - 24/06/2025 20:00 - United States - Rockford

Today, my boyfriend proposed. He gave me a really unique ring that I absolutely loved… at first. When I showed it off to my friends, one of them laughed so hard that she started crying, and said it looks just like a vagina. She's right, and now I can't unsee it. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/07/2012 04:09 - United States - Aston

Today, my boyfriend told me that my vagina looks like Yoda. FML

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By juliette - 08/10/2012 05:39 - United States - Tucson

Today, I surprised my boyfriend with a bag containing condoms and sexy lingerie. He looks into it and says, "I hope you kept the receipt." FML

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By Anonymous - 15/01/2013 00:21 - Canada - Corner Brook

Today, my boyfriend gave me lingerie from Victoria's Secret. He then added that his mother picked it out. FML

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By stopinthenameoflove - 19/06/2014 14:37 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, my girlfriend thought it'd be witty to buy a miniature stop sign, and hold it up when she gets bored during sex. FML

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By reallyman__639 - 13/12/2011 12:26 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend took me to dinner and near the end, he pulled out a long, rectangular box. Thinking it was a necklace, I got very excited. It was a wand. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2009 05:25 - United States

Today, I was explaining the inner parts of a vagina and how they work. To my boyfriend. FML

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By ohmaigawd - 14/09/2011 16:59 - Argentina

Today, my boyfriend proposed by painting his chest with "marry me?" and an arrow going down. The ring was attached to his penis with a string. FML

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Saturday 23 June 2012 20:01

That's impressive paper folding

mylifesucks_fml 1

Saturday 23 June 2012 20:01

You should gift him an origami penis and tell him to shove it

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Unbweavable 17

Saturday 23 June 2012 20:41

Unless you also like regular ****** I don't get it.

apollo16 6

Saturday 23 June 2012 20:41

Well it's the thought that counts :)

CoriBaby 5

Saturday 23 June 2012 20:48

he sounds like a cool fun boyfriend :)

beddington 7

Saturday 23 June 2012 20:52

Threesome??

honeytrixx 0

Saturday 23 June 2012 20:55

That's awesome!!!! And some talent

woeisme134 0

Saturday 23 June 2012 20:57

I pray to God that he folded it right. paper cuts keep getting more painful:-(

juicyrucy 0

Saturday 23 June 2012 21:01

I have to say... That's impressive!!!

TheIchiban 11

Saturday 23 June 2012 21:04

Well gift him an origami penis.

Lizzle_Kitten 1

Saturday 23 June 2012 21:05

That sounds like an epic present.

missyfiona89 28

Saturday 23 June 2012 21:06

Draw a purple pink on his forehead with permanent marker(:

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