By scarred for life - 21/09/2012 10:57 - Canada - Brampton
Same thing different taste
By Dlord357 - 07/11/2011 14:24 - United States
By Pouponette - 16/06/2016 11:07 - France
By keiran123 - 27/06/2013 23:15 - United States - Welsh
White knight, wrong place
By Anonymous - 23/02/2018 19:00
By mapleleafs34 - 17/01/2010 19:24 - United States
Like the beginning of a porno
By Anonymous - 15/07/2020 23:01
Loose connections
By CheeseLover - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Spring
By FedExMan - 11/08/2009 23:15 - United States
By PiZzA_FaCe - 29/05/2009 21:09 - United States
Nice try, Karen
By munchkin77 - 15/12/2021 20:01
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But a chubby underage girl isn't worth a jail sentence.
Why would they answer naked? That's wrong and I am stating the obvious. But wow, you have my sympathies, OP. I'm going to start tipping more, I had no idea you guys went through that.
Go to College
Don't feel too bad op, I used to have to live with a 200+ lb 5' 4" teenage girl covered in acne who hardly ever bathed, as she was the daughter of a woman I dated for 5 yrs....you only see them randomly. :)
Oh my.
this stuff happens? ugh
At least it wasn't a fat naked old man answering the door.
OP, I feel for you having to look at that sight, but think of the poor 200 lb, acne-plagued teenager. Poor girl's so desperate she shows up at the front door naked. Plus, she has to look at her own body everyday. FHL.
Naked...?...
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Maybe they're watching too many pornos and expect you to deliver an extra large "sausage" pizza...
It's not delivery, it's a porno.