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By teachingsucks - 14/03/2010 18:29 - United States

Today, after a horrible day at school, I went through the McDonald's drive thru for an ice cream cone. Everything went well until I had to pull a sharp turn. The ice cream is now no longer on the cone, but instead all over my hands, face, steering wheel, and the carpet. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/01/2013 20:56 - Finland - Helsinki

Today, after a long, horrible day at work and some fighting with my family and my girlfriend, I decided to cheer myself up by going to McDonald's for a change. I burst into tears when the cashier told me they couldn't make me a Mars McFlurry because they'd run out of ingredients. FML

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By Max - 30/01/2017 12:00 - United States - Bluffton

Today, I grabbed a coffee at the McDonald's drive-thru on my way home from work. As I drove away from the restaurant, a kid darted across the parking lot right in front of me. I had to slam hard on my brakes to avoid hitting him, in the process spilling my hot coffee all over my jeans. FML

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By greenroses92 - 19/08/2019 12:00

Today, I was called stupid by a customer, after I supposedly got his order wrong. He then threw his ice cream cone on the floor, tracked it around the store, and left. While I was cleaning it up, he came back and tripped me right into the mop water, spilling it everywhere. FML

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By pantless - 23/10/2016 09:31 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I went to a McDonald's drive-thru in just a shirt and underwear, thinking I wouldn't be seeing anyone. I got into a car crash. FML

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By SugarCoat - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff

Today, I volunteered to go get ice cream if I could use my mother's car. She told me to be VERY careful. Not ten minutes later, I hit a deer, which got up and walked off as though nothing had happened. FML

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Grow up

By Anothernametaken - 18/11/2011 12:22 - United States

Today, while working the drive-through at McDonald's, I was handing a gentleman his vanilla shake. He responded by popping the cap off, yelling "Fire in the hole!" and throwing it back in. He then quickly drove off. I was covered in vanilla shake. FML

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By Sam - 24/06/2011 04:46 - Canada

Today, I was working the drive-thru at McDonalds, and as I handed out a Diet coke to the customer, the man started growling and yelled "HULK SMASH!" He smashed the cup with two fists and drove off. I was drenched in soda. FML

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By can't eat paper - 11/05/2014 01:34 - United States

Today, after a long day at work, I was starving, so I stopped by the drive-through for something to eat. When I got home and hurriedly opened the bag, all I found inside was napkins. Thanks, McDonald's. FML

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Not-so-biker chick

By Kris - 24/09/2023 10:00 - Canada

Today, I thought it was about time to learn to ride a bike as an adult. I wobbled down the street, lost my balance, and crashed into a parked ice cream truck. The owner yelled at me, and I was left with a bruised ego and no ice cream. FML

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Dinner is on me

By I have no words - 24/08/2025 02:00 - United States

Today, after a long and exhausting day at work, I had no energy to do much of anything, so with that in mind, I got Arby's on the way home. When I did get home and was trying to carry the bag inside, it ripped open and spilled my food all over the driveway. FML

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foolishworkerbee 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 23:01

i don't understand how going through a sharp turn made it get everywhere. it seems more likely it would just plop in one location rather than explode.

MoonyIce 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 23:01

YDI for eating while driving, especially something that can be wrecked so easily.

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dylansomething 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 23:34

poor you. next time don't be rerarded

ImaginaryFoe 0

Monday 15 March 2010 0:33

Scooby-Doo, is that you?

gigi_bella 0

Monday 15 March 2010 2:14

87 FTW! You just made my day. :)

ericownz101 0

Monday 15 March 2010 6:34

haha 87 i literally laughed my balls off

FMLrockzdude 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 23:40

that restraunt is the cheapest and nastiest food in the world you deserve it for eatig there

MadeOfAwesome 1

Monday 15 March 2010 4:08

yeah, and they have pickles!!! =O

BlueTwist89 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 23:42

K seriously, other than the rest of your day going shitty, it's not much of an FML that you spilled ice cream all over your car. So what, just clean it up. If you clean it up quickly, it won't be that much of a pain. Anyway, YDI for being careless.

DomoCullen 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 23:47

at least it wasn't something disgusting like vomit or poo, that's what my cat did to my car : p

fylnfmlxx 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 23:47

YDI for getting mcdonald.

Tahsis 4

Sunday 14 March 2010 23:53

Why is this in the work section? The OP is in school, presumably as a student and not an employee.

FernandoTorres_fml 0

Monday 15 March 2010 0:12

Just because you didn't work in school, doesn't mean everyone just sat around and pissed about. You WORK at school. What did you expect this to come under?...

FernandoTorres_fml 0

Monday 15 March 2010 0:17

Also, the OP is a teacher. My bad. But my point is still valid.

frantickticktick 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 23:53

YDI for going to Mc Donalds for ice cream. Cold Stone FTW.

BeatFreak 0

Monday 15 March 2010 0:14

Ummmm, who has an Ice Cream cone at Mcdonalds?

CallMeHush 0

Monday 15 March 2010 4:10

Fattie Shortcut.

fxdxhk90 0

Monday 15 March 2010 0:27

You gotta love posts like this where all the self righteous morons come out screaming "omg ydi fur eatan at mcdanals, you fatass", when the fact is that most of the people commenting probably eat there (or bk or kfc) on some type of regular basis. Last time I checked one ice cream cone never made anyone fat. Eating there 3 times a day like the idiots that sued will. People on this site really need to start using more discretion before making stupid comments about this type of stuff.