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By fleatitting fame - 04/07/2014 21:30 - Norway - Oslo

Today, a guy told me that I look like Angelina Jolie. Before I could thank him, he continued, "I mean like in the chest area. After the mastectomy, you know?" FML

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Today, at work, a customer commented that I look like Zach Galifianakis. I'm a girl. FML

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Today, a cute boy told me I looked like a celebrity. Flattered, I asked who I resembled. He responded by saying that I looked exactly like Ugly Betty. He was serious. FML

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Today, in thanks for my assistance, a customer recommended me a plastic surgeon who could "really help with that face." FML

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Today, a stranger told me, “You have a great personality!” I thought it was a sweet compliment until they added, “…because your face could absolutely use some work.” FML

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Today, at work, I was making an appointment for an old lady who told me, "You look like a movie star!" I started to thank her when she followed up with, "Like that girl from the horror movie! Your black hair and pale skin makes you look scary! Oh, sorry…" with the coworker I hate the most sitting right next to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/10/2010 23:44 - United States

Today, I was told I look like Susan Boyle. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boss came over to my desk and struck up a casual conversation about movies. After a while, he sat on the edge of my desk, nodded toward my chest, and said in the same casual, lighthearted tone, "And nice cleavage today. Keep that up." FML

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By ButImBeautiful - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Cheltenham

Today, a little girl came up to me and told me I looked like a foot. Thanks a bunch, darling. FML

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You deserved it 694

By Dasani - 16/02/2009 23:57 - United States

Today, I was complaining to my mom about how my sister looked like a barbie doll next to me. I was saying how she was so tan and her hair looked awesome next to mine. She paused for a while and then said "Well you're pretty on the inside." FML

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By justmyluck5150 - 17/10/2016 17:58 - United States

Today, I told the doctor that one of my ribs sticks out farther than the other. When I lifted my shirt to show him, he immediately laughed and said, "Whoa, that's not subtle is it!" As if I wasn't already insecure about it. FML

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gjikvtj 18

Saturday 5 July 2014 5:30

Google masectomy and come back

CoffeeChickBlows 13

Saturday 5 July 2014 5:21

wow, apparently y'all don't know what the word mastectomy means. Guy basically said she has no ****, jeez. How's that a compliment?

Comments

dawood_k 27

Saturday 5 July 2014 5:24

That must of flattened you!!!

johbstonjacob 8

Saturday 5 July 2014 5:25

Douche bag alert

MVSK 8

Saturday 5 July 2014 5:29

he could'nt resist the need to let you know!.

Enslaved 36

Saturday 5 July 2014 5:33

At first, I thought he was going to tell you, you had Angelina Jolie's DSL (Dick Sucking Lips)

91hayek 31

Saturday 5 July 2014 5:38

Everyone saying she should take it as a compliment should think again. This is exactly what neggers want OP to do as part of their negging system if this guy is doing some pathetic pick up thing. I thought it was bullshit that women would fall for it, but thanks to these comments I stand corrected.