Miscellaneous: Today, a friend of mine sent me a message saying, "Man, I am...

By single now - 26/02/2010 05:07 - United States

Today, a friend of mine sent me a message saying, "Man, I am so sorry but we were both really drunk and I swear it didn't mean anything." FML

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You deserved it 4 332

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By Tomaino - 18/08/2019 04:02

Today, my best friend got drunk and told me he's only friends with me because no one else will be friends with him. He then went on to tell me that he wasn't actually that drunk. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 718

You deserved it 156

By rachaaaaeul - 06/08/2010 07:07 - United States

Today, I was texting my boyfriend about yesterday, where he told me how much he loved me, and he wishes we lived closer. I asked him if he really meant it. Turns out he was drunk, and had no idea what he was talking about. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 089

You deserved it 4 025

Boring

By Anonymous - 24/10/2009 14:58 - Canada

Today, after drunk texting a girl the night before, I sent her a message saying I was sorry for everything I said. All she could say back? "Those were some of the most normal drunk texts I have ever read. I'd hate to see how boring you'd be sober." FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 467

You deserved it 7 618

Chuds out on the town

By GeeThanks - 25/07/2013 02:33 - Canada - Toronto

Today, a drunk dude walked up to me and said, "You're ugly as fuck." His sober friend quickly apologized and explained that he was wasted, before looking me up and down and adding, "Well, not completely, I guess." FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 588

You deserved it 3 999

By Inconnu - 18/06/2011 05:13 - France

Today, I was holding my drunken friend's hair while she threw up in the toilet at a party. She said, crying, "Y'don't have to do this..." I told her that that's what friends are for. She replied, "Yeah, but I did sleep with your boyfriend..." FML

I agree, your life sucks 56 613

You deserved it 3 869

By Anonymous - 21/03/2011 06:20 - United Kingdom

Today, it was my friend's 18th birthday. She had invited us out drinking. I've never had alcohol before and was very excited. I got a call explaining that she had invited one too many and asked me not to come. People bragging on facebook about what a great time they were having didn't help either. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 506

You deserved it 6 267

The hangover from hell

By jeannie - 20/09/2023 14:00 - Canada - Montréal

Today, slightly drunk from a head-frazzle of a night out from hell, I sent a text meant for my friend recounting the terrible date I'd just been on… to the date himself. He replied with, "I know, right?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 135

You deserved it 924

By gayvsgay - 06/03/2016 15:31 - Germany - V?lklingen

Today, my dad posted on Facebook, apologizing to anyone he'd texted the night before. He said he'd gotten wasted and didn't mean anything he said. So much for that first ever "I'm proud of you" then. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 842

You deserved it 1 832

By sober - 12/02/2009 02:09 - United States

Today, I got a text message. It said, "I'm so drunk. What you up to, girl?" It was my dad. FML

I agree, your life sucks 79 406

You deserved it 4 334

Here for you

By indefiniteforest - 10/09/2016 04:11 - United States - Hillsboro

Today, my best friend texted me and told me she broke up with her boyfriend. Trying to be supportive, I sent a long message about how he never deserved her and that I was there for her if she needed someone to vent to. She replied, "Are you high?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 061

You deserved it 1 151

jonr93 0

Friday 26 February 2010 12:00

That....... is an issue.

lettertjes 0

Friday 26 February 2010 12:07

That sucks, but I love how you phrased it.

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oogumboogum 0

Friday 26 February 2010 12:24

damn assumptions!

spiderman0606 0

Friday 26 February 2010 15:11

There are no assumptions. Either you get his friend banged his chick or you're a moron.

christfollower 0

Friday 26 February 2010 12:36

damn u guys must have it off hard that night but u totally deserve it cuz u knew he was more drunk than you

fits138 0

Friday 26 February 2010 12:37

drinking is no excuse. that's shitty. I sorry. I see by your username you kicked her to the curb and I hope you are no longer friends with him...

strawberry6826 0

Friday 26 February 2010 12:50

lol

okieraider71 4

Friday 26 February 2010 12:51

That's why Oklahoma is a "Carry" state. Shoot his ass and then say you didn't really mean it.

kaitlinQ 0

Friday 26 February 2010 13:03

what gappeded?

browncow5251995 0

Friday 26 February 2010 13:06

Damn!

ayylash 0

Friday 26 February 2010 13:07

OP, we need clarification. Did your buddy bone you or your girlfriend?

MrMaD_fml 2

Friday 26 February 2010 13:16

"single now" isn't clear enough for you?

MrMaD_fml 2

Friday 26 February 2010 13:22

Occam's razor!

polarbare 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 14:35

Single now could mean, he was gay all along. OP bf got totally pissed because he got to OP phone first that AM.

michael666 7

Saturday 8 June 2013 0:18

fallout 3 reference!

Grnfrogs8 0

Friday 26 February 2010 13:19

O.o I don't get it...?

xx_kaelen_xx 0

Friday 26 February 2010 13:29

I don't get it...... :/??

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