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TMI

By Anonymous - 16/05/2022 14:00

Spicy

Today, I don’t know what my twin sister sees in her new boyfriend, he’s such a creep. I assume that last night they had sex for the first time, because he came up to me, grinning that stupid creepy grin of his, and said to my face that, since were twins, he now knows what my anus looks like too. FML

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You deserved it 202

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By creeped out - 12/06/2012 18:28 - United States - Smithtown

Today, my identical twin sister's boyfriend walked over to me, and whispered in my ear, "I know what you look like naked." FML

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You deserved it 4 486

By Anonymous - 24/01/2015 21:40 - United States - De Forest

Today, I noticed that my boyfriend's sister looks at my ass more than my boyfriend does. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 051

You deserved it 3 768

Creepy

By 420SUX - 04/08/2012 06:17 - United States - Federal Way

Spicy

Today, I caught my boyfriend staring at my sister through the doorway while we were having sex. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 162

You deserved it 9 524

By jsquared - 05/11/2010 23:17 - United States

Spicy

Today, my twin sister sent a nude picture to her boyfriend, who then forwarded it on to everyone else. Everyone else thinks it's me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 689

You deserved it 3 130

By thegirlwiththedumbassbf - 23/03/2016 22:58 - United States - Camarillo

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend told me that he had sex with my sister, but it's ok because I'm better in bed. He seriously doesn't understand why I dumped his sorry ass. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 006

You deserved it 2 218

Honest work

By Anonymous - 05/11/2025 22:00

Spicy

Today, I caught my boyfriend watching my sister's OnlyFans videos. I’m not sure what’s worse, that he masturbates to my sister, or that my sister actually does OnlyFans videos. I need a drink and a new boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 96

How could you?

By PoorJudgeOfCharacter - 25/05/2020 08:00

Today, I found out that before I met my boyfriend of one year, he slept with his twin brother's ex girlfriend who his twin had dated for two years before ending things. Am I dating a monster? FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 298

You deserved it 287

By Anonymous - 11/06/2013 15:20 - United States - Seattle

Today, I was meeting my boyfriend's family for the first time. The minute I stepped in the door his mother hit me in the face and kicked me out because I was "the slut her husband cheated on her with." My older sister and I look much alike. Too much alike. FML

I agree, your life sucks 68 849

You deserved it 4 688

By Awkward... - 29/01/2013 09:40 - United States - Killeen

Spicy

Today, my sister's boyfriend called while she was out. The second I answered he tried to have phone sex with me. When I explained to him that I wasn't my sister and that we just sound the same on the phone, he replied, "Don't care, let's keep going." FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 282

You deserved it 5 005

Not now

By Anonymous - 08/09/2009 04:16 - United States

Spicy

Today, while my girlfriend and I were getting it on, she looked up at me and said, "You look a lot like your brother." FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 223

You deserved it 2 630

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poopface82 23

Monday 16 May 2022 16:25

No surprise he has plenty of experience looking at assholes since he sees one every time he looks in the mirror.

RichardPencil 30

Monday 16 May 2022 14:14

He's an asshole!

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RichardPencil 30

Monday 16 May 2022 14:14

He's an asshole!

poopface82 23

Monday 16 May 2022 16:25

No surprise he has plenty of experience looking at assholes since he sees one every time he looks in the mirror.

leogs23 24

Monday 16 May 2022 18:50

But … he’s got a point 🤔

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Today, my best friend had the balls to call me an alcoholic. She snuck vodka on a cruise ship in a Listerine bottle. I've never had a drink. FML

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Today, I began to undress my wife, who was watching TV, and gave her a massage to relax her while she watched her soap. 20 minutes later, when the programme came to an end, she said "I wish you'd let me watch TV in peace!". FML

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Today, I found out why people in my new neighborhood keep giving me weird looks. For a laugh, my brother had gone around telling them I'm a parolee, and implying that I couldn't be trusted around their children. FML

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You deserved it 1 332

Today, I went with my boyfriend to the OC Fair. He was taking a picture of me in front of a giant mechanical butterfly at the insect exhibit. Playfully, he told me to pretend to be a butterfly, so I quickly lifted my arms, just in time to slap a 7 year-old girl in the face. FML

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You deserved it 6 038

Today, I fell off my truck and landed on one of the stakes my wife uses to keep her plants upright. I landed on it so perfectly that it went through my shorts and perfectly straight up my asshole for a good 4 inches before it snapped. My wife helpfully removed it, but I still spent a night in hospital. FML

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You deserved it 147

Today, I was travelling in a car. As I was discreetly picking my nose, we drove over a speed bump. It hurts. FML

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You deserved it 308