They made me do it
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He has a sense of humor, and that's ALL chicks want, right?! So forgive him and live happily ever after!
"It's not like I like dumping your ass, but I'm still doing it." And walk away.
*******!!!
I'd keep his ass just long enough to return the favor and when asked about it I'd say "sweet baby Jesus, I didn't just like it, I LOVED it! better sex then your sorry ass ever gave me" even the playing field a bit >:)
As least it's a valid reason :P
Never underestimate the power of a pity ****...He was only doing his compassionate duty to the booty! (BOOM chicka WAH WAH!)
precisely, poor dude prob deserves a reward for the 'hogging' that he was obligated to do.
dump his ass
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fyl dump that douche
You don't want to get caught cheating if you're going out with 13.