Embarrassing, Theater and Health: Theater kid

Theater kid

By juliet - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, my theatre teacher made me go on stage even though I had a violent stomach flu. My understudies were unreachable, and she threatened to fail me if I did not perform. Halfway through the first act, I vomited on the first row. She failed me for letting the cast down. FML

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By musicmaniac13 - 18/03/2011 19:08 - France

Today, I performed in my school's choir concert. The girl next to me started to pass out, and I grabbed her so she wouldn't hit her head. After we were done performing and the curtains closed, my choir teacher dragged me off stage and said I was getting an F for "creating a distraction". FML

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By Jules - 15/09/2017 17:00

Today, the first day of school, I threw up on my teacher in the middle of class. FML

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By oxjessiiox - 11/10/2009 15:42 - United Kingdom

Today, I had to pretend to give birth in a play. I wanted to make it a realistic as possible but ended up crapping myself on stage by accident. FML

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Drama!

By Anonymous - 09/02/2013 01:00 - Netherlands - Zwijndrecht

Today, I was rehearsing for a school play. My drama teacher keeps criticising the part where I fake-trip, saying I make it look terribly fake. During today's rehearsal, I actually tripped for real, and smashed my kneecaps against the floor with a scream. He still said my "acting" sucked. FML

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By MGDS - 14/12/2013 05:52 - United States - Pine Grove

Today, I had to take an oral examination. I made it to the last part of the exam, then violently threw up in the middle of my answer. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2011 16:46 - United Kingdom

Today, I had a show with my drama group. My mom isn't a good drunk, she decided to scream along to every song and pass out halfway through. She was in the front row. FML

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Making the scene

By billie - 29/04/2025 15:00 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I had my first day in an acting class. Our assignment was to perform a dramatic monologue. I got super into it, threw myself into character, and dramatically fell to my knees to deliver a line. Unfortunately, my knees slipped, and I faceplanted into the floor in front of the entire class. FML

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By angel grace - 15/02/2018 15:00

Today, I woke up feeling ill. My mom sent me to school anyway, and grounded me for "lying" about being sick. As soon as I got to school, I began vomiting blood. FML

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By gassy - 29/12/2012 09:32 - United States - Kirkland

Today, I auditioned for a role in ballet. My stomach was in pain and as I ran to be lifted into the air by my partner, I let out a huge fart. The auditorium was dead silent. FML

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Coming and going

By Kristat - 01/04/2012 04:32 - United States

Today, because I was the only manager scheduled, I went into work despite feeling sick to my stomach. While sitting down with a customer, I got the urge to throw up and tried to hold it back. Instead I vomited in my mouth, instinctively swallowed and started choking in front of the customer. FML

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rosiegrewup 0

Monday 6 April 2009 12:28

Complain to the principal. That is totally out of line.

Sviiiden 0

Monday 6 April 2009 12:20

Your teacher's a bitch...an obvious but necessary comment!

Comments

peachy553 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 16:21

wtfff. tell her she can **** herself !

rageknell 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 22:39

yeah, she can't do that. she ******* knew you were sick and made you do it anyways, so its her fault. take it up with her boss ASAP

footer35 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 23:40

get that bitch fired shes a bit too hardcore...

jessxoxo28 5

Wednesday 8 April 2009 1:39

****** bitch- u should get her fired 4 that

cantth1nk0fnam3 3

Wednesday 8 April 2009 4:59

bitch

LadyKaya 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 6:27

#95 - I understand that your job is high-stress and that you deal with this stuff a lot, but you said you were a PROFESSIONAL. That's really cool, but this person sounds like a high-school student. If someone made an outside commitment to the play, that's one thing, but a teacher shouldn't be that tough on a high school student who can hardly be expected to work at the professional level.

Christian_W 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 7:02

What an ass

softballwhizz 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 16:43

I hope you took it up with the principal. that's uncalled for.

ilikepie 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 0:50

**** her damn ass! she sucks, crap. advice: GO TO THE PRINCIPAL. that beotch is, well.... a beotch!

i_says 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 2:45

I would definalty report this to the head of the faculty or an ethics board or something. not ethical behavior for a professor. (or principal / guidance counsiler if you're in highschool)