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Noname - 04/02/2009 17:04 - United States

Today, a guy in the library came up to me and said, "You look very unproductive. Just watching you makes me depressed." FML

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Caught in the act

Anonymous - 14/01/2010 05:10 - United States

Today, I was on the computer in the library on campus. I was Facebook-stalking a really cute girl that I often see on campus. As I'm looking at her profile pictures, I turn around and the girl is standing right behind me. She gave me a disgusted look and walked off. FML

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shutup shutup shutup don't wanna hear it - 08/11/2016 00:43 - United States - Charlottesville

Today, my roommate told me that she was studying in the library. Turns out, she didn't feel like going to the library and just spent all afternoon studying in a friend's room because she didn't think I was capable of shutting up for long enough to get any work done. Our other friends agreed. FML

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My short hair!

Trama1201 - 04/01/2020 14:00 - United States - Boston

Today, I went to the library to bring back some books, I walked up to the counter and the librarian turned to me and said "What can I do for you young man?" I'm a girl. FML

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nevaagain - 19/08/2016 20:00 - United States - Saint Paul

Today, I saw a cute guy at the coffee shop reading a book. Wanting to be friendly, I smiled as I approached and asked what he was reading. He returned the smile and said, "Minding your damn business, by Fuck Off." FML

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Anonymous - 21/05/2019 12:00

Today, while volunteering at my local library, a guy who smelled like crap followed me around all day. Every time I would bend over to shelf a book, he would start grunting. Apparently, he's going to be at the library every day. FML

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sadness - 29/11/2010 18:58 - South Africa

Today, I went to see a psychiatrist for my depression and low self esteem. While in the waiting room, I overheard a guy telling his friend how ugly I am. FML

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It wasn't me

weliveanddie14 - 07/05/2009 20:27 - United States

Today, I was at the library. I went near the computer section when I saw this man cursing and pounding his fists on a computer. He left. I thought I'd check it out. As I sat down, a librarian came over with the security guard and pointed at me. I'm now being fined for destroying public property. FML

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anonymous - 25/11/2014 03:25 - United States - Roanoke

Today, I was in a good mood for once, but my professor looked at me and said, "I don't know what you ate for breakfast but you're really annoying today." FML

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Smile like you mean it

sad - 24/08/2021 08:01

Today, I was feeling sad and depressed at work, when a customer said, “Smile. It’s nice and sunny outside.” Sunny weather makes me depressed. FML

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Getting some action

hugadyle - 18/04/2020 14:00

Today, I took a trip to the library's public computer section to get some important work done. After a bit of work, I went to stretch only to see that the man next to me was watching some adult films on his computer and discreetly touching himself. I still had 58 minutes of computer time. FML

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Wednesday 4 February 2009 23:53

Don't fret. It's one of the oldest library pick-up lines there is.

Nap_fml 0

Monday 16 March 2009 21:43

so you made a boring libraryguy emo by just existing? well if that isn't a good FML than I don't know what is

Masta_Blasta 0

Friday 22 May 2009 14:29

That's what you get for looking unproductive!

Darling_Darkling 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 19:56

oh my god, that guy is awesome xD. not because he was mean to you, but just becuase of what he said ^^

hollistergurl13 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 15:44

Shit that's freakin funny as hell. He's probably just some wierdo :P

delly_fml 0

Friday 12 June 2009 1:51

aw that just mad me laugh out loud

xXxEmotionalxXx 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 7:33

That is... oh my god, so hilarious! xD

Lozza111 0

Friday 5 March 2010 8:50

then technicly it wouldn't be a TODAY... if it happened yesterday

boshiboshibom 1

Wednesday 1 December 2010 4:35

f his l for being a loser.

bellacatdaydream 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 15:15

wtf was he doing????

dulcemori 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 23:39

I love this guy!!!

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Thursday 8 March 2012 23:10

ask him why the hell was he watching you

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