Today, I was taking a piss in a port-o-john and thought it would be a good idea to aim at a bee I saw buzzing around. The bee thought it would be a better idea to sting me on the knob. FML
You shouldn't have been pissing on anyone, that's just ****** up.
But getting stung... down there... is just an unfitting punishment...
I'd rather get a knife stuck through my hand then to get KICKED in the nads, and stings hurt a lot more than kicks.
Mr. Moops, look at her name, it explains it all. Last time I checked, people can't get an epidural to ease the pain of a bee-stung dick. If you can't take the labor pain, wrap it up or take a pill. Still, OP, YDI for trying to piss on a bee? They get revenge and die trying.
that bee was PISSED!
Why the hell would you aim at something other than the toilet in a port-a-john...I'm surprised you didn't piss all over yourself.