The gush

By mwja - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - France

Today, thanks to a particularly spicy bowl of noodles, my nose decided it would rather be a fountain. A fountain of blood. FML
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You deserved it 4 011
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SirEBC 7

I feel like there should be a "*Takes off sunglasses*" before the last sentence.

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MsSoulReaper 27

That sucks OP but you'll be alright :P no worries!

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knockoutmouse 8

"A fountain of blood"... sounds like it should be a Dethklok song or something.

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pokopiko 9

did you finish your noodles?

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The_Unkown_Abyss 3

I know you feel Op that used to happen to me all the time then out it was a medical problem with my adenoids you should check it out

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Pooopsack 9

Haha. I like how you said it.

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dzrfe 0

Poor OP. Dont eat em in the future, hon! Ladies dont usually go for guys with constant nosebleeds :)

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sadboy1989 13

YDI because you don't eat enough spicy food

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