The gush

By mwja - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - France

Today, thanks to a particularly spicy bowl of noodles, my nose decided it would rather be a fountain. A fountain of blood. FML
I agree, your life sucks 31 812
You deserved it 4 011

Same thing different taste

Top comments

SirEBC 7

I feel like there should be a "*Takes off sunglasses*" before the last sentence.

That sucks OP but you'll be alright :P no worries!

Comments

I'm guessing the spicyness was too hot for u to handle

How cool !I think you can drink some milk......

varkey 7

umm, i don't think spicy food does that maybe you should get that checked out....

Well, if you are going to get all hot and bothered over noodles, then I suppose you have a bigger problem here, mister!

hahaha. it's the dry air. sucks tho, I feel yo pain!

Aw, yeah. Things like that sucks. I tend to get a nosebleed if something I eat is a bit too strong. Heck, I managed to get a nosebleed from some mouthwash.

lolol_BKYCHO 3

I do not see how this is an FML.