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    The FML Showdown!

    By Louis - 23/03/2017 22:54 - France - Le Mans

    Choose your fave!
    I agree, your life sucks 531
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    Catdragon 40
    Friday 24 March 2017 5:23

    I vote for Fluffy-Fluff!

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    Skjohnson1 11
    Friday 24 March 2017 1:37

    I vote for Rex!

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    Skjohnson1 11
    Friday 24 March 2017 1:37

    I vote for Rex!

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    Catdragon 40
    Friday 24 March 2017 5:23

    I vote for Fluffy-Fluff!

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    Cali 54
    Friday 24 March 2017 12:16

    Scotty tho, guys. Come on.

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    AngryKitten 24
    Friday 13 July 2018 5:49

    fluffy-fluff

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    Today, my bully made me cry once again. It's been going on for weeks. I don't know who to turn to; I can't say anything because I'd get into even more trouble. He even stole my Nintendo 3DS and won't give it back. My bully is my girlfriend's son. He's 10. FML
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    Today, I found out that the messages about the issues in my sex life that I'd been sending to my best friend had been sent to my mother via iMessage. She's coming over for dinner tomorrow. FML
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    Today, I was riding on my bike when a guy on the street shouted, "I LOVE YOU!" at me. I recently told my boyfriend I loved him, and his response was, "I don't love you but I won't treat you any differently." Perverts on the street love me, but my boyfriend doesn't. FML
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    Today, a cashier at a store was so gorgeous that when she asked if I needed a bag, I grabbed everything and simply said, "Thanks, you too." I dropped something on the way out of the store and I haven't gone back. I've seen her a few times around town and she giggles at me when I pass by. I hate my life. FML
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