Love, My ex and I need your advice: The ex conundrum - FML

The ex conundrum

By Anonymous - 30/08/2026 03:00 - United States - Boise

Today, an ex professed her love for me. Over the last couple of months I've been talking to another ex, who I'd give damn near anything to be with again. Both cheated on me, and, thinking about it now, my only thought is, "WTF is wrong with me?!" FML

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Sunday 30 August 2026 17:19

Nothing. The problem lies with the cheaters. Cut them out of your life and move on.

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Sunday 30 August 2026 17:19

Nothing. The problem lies with the cheaters. Cut them out of your life and move on.

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