Intimacy, Onlyfans and NSFW: The body keeps the score - FML

The body keeps the score

By Sold my soul for 5000 - 26/08/2025 02:00 - United States

Spicy

Today, a guy offered me five grand for a video call. As an OnlyFans model, I jumped at the chance. He wanted me to list off everything I regretted or disliked about my life while masturbating. Fifteen minutes later, I had the worst panic attack I've ever had. Six hours later and I'm still shaking and sobbing. FML

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Overdoing it

By Anonymous - 29/05/2020 08:00

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend convinced me to "dirty talk" with him. I'd never done it before, so I figured I would give it a go. I ended up getting so excited that I had an anxiety attack. FML

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You OK hun?

By Anonymous - 13/01/2023 22:00

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Today, a sex phone worker asked me if I was alright and recommended I get some kind of therapy. FML

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Sex work is work

By Hopeful - 27/02/2021 11:01

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Today, barely able to pay rent while working 3 jobs, I decided to give in to the idea of making online sex work photos and videos. Everyone else seems to be making thousands doing it, so why not? Turns out that the only people interested in my body are scammers. FML

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Dirty mind

By FUCK YOU - 08/08/2014 21:29 - United States

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Today, I put on a porno, trying to unwind after a bad day. Ten minutes in, I was so pissed off with the girl constantly repeating "You like that? Yeah?" and the cameraman's obsession with the guy's ass crack that I started yelling at the screen. Now I'm more stressed than ever. FML

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By confidence taken - 23/08/2014 06:26 - United States - Bay Springs

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Today, my boyfriend called me in tears, convinced that he found me in a porn video online. It wasn't me. And when I finally got him to give me the web address, I too started crying at the realization of how fat he thinks I am. FML

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By socially awkward cupcake - 16/02/2017 15:52

Today, a guy I like tried to talk to me. I got so nervous that I had a panic attack and puked in front of him. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/10/2013 23:44 - United States - Saint Paul

Today, I had an anxiety attack just from thinking about appearing on TV and being watched by a real audience. FML

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A new career beckons

By Anonymous - 18/11/2023 14:00 - Colombia - Corozal

Today, I thought it was a great idea to join a work meeting while I was taking a shower. But thanks to Murphy's law, everything that could go wrong went wrong. I'd forgotten to turn off my webcam. Now my boss and my other 500 coworkers are asking me about my "OnlyFans account." FML

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From the bottom of my... stomach?

By WhyICantHaveNiceThings - 15/03/2018 19:00

Today, I had the once in a lifetime opportunity to interview someone I’ve greatly admired for years and grew up watching. I was naturally nervous, but I didn’t expect to be so nervous I would throw up on him in the first 5 minutes. FML

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By secretpornstar - 13/06/2011 19:23 - United Kingdom

Spicy

Today, I found out the reason my boyfriend had been encouraging me to send him 'personal' videos was so he could sell them online to porn websites. FML

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Lost Reggie 21

Tuesday 26 August 2025 13:37

You got Clockwork Oranged.

Wadlaen 23

Tuesday 26 August 2025 22:52

On the bright side, you got five grand...

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Lost Reggie 21

Tuesday 26 August 2025 13:37

You got Clockwork Oranged.

poopface82 23

Tuesday 26 August 2025 14:41

Take the five grand and start a business.

Wadlaen 23

Tuesday 26 August 2025 22:52

On the bright side, you got five grand...

bcerise 2

Wednesday 27 August 2025 15:57

you're not a model

FuhQ 2

Monday 3 November 2025 2:47

You sold your soul for $5,000 - have fun with the consequences

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