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The biohazard downstairs

By Anonymous - 09/08/2026 20:00 - United States - Riverside

Today, I’ve lived in my apartment for more than five years and never had more than the occasional housefly. Three months after I got new downstairs neighbors I’ve been hit with a massive roach infestation, and they decided to bring their lovely ant friends with them. FML

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bigredmonkeybutt 28

Monday 10 August 2026 0:23

Your new neighbors may have had their place treated for bugs after moving in, so have yours treated and the bugs will move elsewhere.

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bigredmonkeybutt 28

Monday 10 August 2026 0:23

Your new neighbors may have had their place treated for bugs after moving in, so have yours treated and the bugs will move elsewhere.

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