Geek, Video games and Clumsy: Never again - FML

Never again

By Out bitch - 18/09/2026 20:00 - Mexico - Mexico City

Today, after much begging, I let my girlfriend try out my VR headset, despite knowing that she's quite clumsy. Five minutes later, she fell over and broke it. Later, I heard her laughing on the phone about breaking her boyfriend's stupid video game toy. FML

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Ideal_Needle 19

Friday 18 September 2026 20:54

I hope she's your ex-girlfriend now?

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Ideal_Needle 19

Friday 18 September 2026 20:54

I hope she's your ex-girlfriend now?

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