The best day of your life

By squirt - 05/07/2009 16:48 - United States

Today, was my wedding day. Right before I walked down the aisle in my gorgeous white dress, the woman who did my makeup saw a blemish. She went to squirt concealer on her finger, but squirted the orange concealer all over my dress. FML
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MURPHYCHACHO 5

I hope to Christ the dumbass makeup lady didn't think she was still getting paid after that.

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College_Aphro 3

That's so messed up. But, **** it. You're getting married to a man that you really love (hopefully). That beats a dress any day.

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alan_micah 0

If you can afford your own makeup artist for your wedding, maybe you should stop whining about a smudge on a piece of clothing, it could be worse.

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anniebananie 3

You don't make any sense. I don't even know how to respond to that. Because she can afford a makeup artist, it doesn't matter that her wedding dress was ruined? Do you realize that it really doesn't cost that much to have someone do your makeup, especially when you're spending as much money as one does on a wedding? Her dress cost more than the makeup artist! It's not a "piece of clothing," it's her goddamn WEDDING DRESS! What, are you going to get married in sweatpants?

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Twiiggy 0

That sucks but she got concealer ALL over your dress? I find that hard to believe.

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ellisara_akane 0

to a woman, her wedding dress is the most important "piece of clothing" she will ever wear, and if the concealer got squirted directly onto the dress.. well.. there was more than likely just a smudge. it's her wedding day, she deserves to whine. that sucks though. i'd have bztchslapped that lady after that one. she's definitely not getting paid.

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catatonicsleep 17

I wish people would stop generalizing women, a wedding dress is not the most important piece of clothing to every women.

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annaofwisconsin 0

Look, i know it's your wedding and you deserve to whine, but the point of a wedding is to get married and live happily with your new husband, so what if your dress was ruined? If it was expensive then you shouldn't have paid that much for a dress you're only going to wear once. In the end you married someone you love, don't whine about it, be happy.

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holly_fly 34

It's the one day in her life a woman is allowed to look, feel, and act like a princess and get cheered on for it. I'm no girly girl, but you best believe I'm gonna have my dream dress, with my dream location, and my dream wedding... Once I find my dream man.

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deliapearl 0

damn. guess you won't get to return the dress after the wedding.

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mojo_jojo 0

Ah yes, it wouldn't be fmylife without the daily "colored liquid spilled on white fabric" story.

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anniebananie 3

To all the hypocrites that are telling her to stop whining about the dress because wedding are about marrying the one you love: So, I presume that on your wedding day, you plan to roll out of bed, and schlep on over to the Town Hall with sweatpants on and no makeup, sign your marriage license, and call it a day? After all, you ARE marrying the one you love, and anyone that does things differently (and by differently, I mean traditionally) deserves whatever misfortune befalls them.

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BLNovelist 0

Agreed. I'm sorry, even though I would be marrying my love - I would be pissed if my dress was ruined, because I would want to look my best for him, and having a long orange streak of make up on the dress is not 'looking my best'. :|

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SweetTea90 0

WOW your a dumb ass Moontrace. I would be PISSED if my wedding dress was ruined with concealer because the damn women was being dumb and didn't pay attention.

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