Give your mom a slap from me please (:

If you say “little fehler” outloud, it even sounds like you’re saying “little failure”.

wow that's why they invented Rosetta Stone

Twenty years and you never found out what it meant? Anyway, you should start calling her Kapitän Diktator. Never mind, that's lame, haha, but you get the idea.

Then start calling her your big Baka, means idiot in Japanese.

My mother still calls me and my twin brother sponge babies - as in "sponge" the birth control she was on when she got pregnant with us - but it is quite endearing and potentially veiled advice to use multiple methods of birth control

That's awful! I'm sorry that would make me sad too! :(

Wow your mom is a bitch.

Could be worse, she could of mistreated you, abused you or aborted you.. I don't think either me or my brothers were planned

That's a really bitchy thing. Fyl op