Thanks, I guess?

apparently-a-shed - 05/03/2013 12:20 - United Kingdom - Worcester

Today, I was walking through my town when a man on a bicycle rolled up to me and said, "I don't mean this offensively but you're really well-built." I don't know whether he was commenting on my height or comparing me to a shed, but my mother won't stop laughing. FML
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Pleonasm 35

I wouldn't take a fence if I were you.

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perdix 29

Sounds like a . . . *lowers sunglasses* sheddy situation.

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Enslaved 36

She's a brick----house Mighty mighty, just lettin' it all hang out (It's a compliment!)

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xrudeboyrock 29

It's neither of those things, I don't know where you got those ideas. It means you have a rockin' bod.

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miss_sqwert 19

idk y ur fist thought was that he ment ur hight. hes s guy he probly ment ur body shape

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alexafml 5

He said no offense because he was trying to say you have a nice boobs/frame/hips/ass and some women take compliments like that from strangers offensively. I would wager a bet that you are "thicker" which to some means "fat" so calling you well-built as opposed to thick was a more "socially acceptable" comment.

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GuinnessGirrrl 8

Too bad he didn't roll up in a Jag or a Porsche instead of his bicycle

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buckdharma 37

No permanant structure was erected, but a tent may have been pitched.

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Lvl_8 7

FYL -2 REPUTATION :( that guy should have minded his own business

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alomo19 7

He meant you have a nice muscle build

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alomo19 7

He meant you have a nice muscle build

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soxnroxs 8

Dude you're PHAT: Pretty, hot, and, thick! That what he means. . .you're mom probably didn't understand. Over here, there are a fair amount of males who appreciate a woman who isn't a wrath with skin (skin and bones I mean). So what I mean is, talk it as a compliment

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