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By Amber - 02/01/2021 02:01

Today, after five years of being with my boyfriend, I found out that he is apparently very xenophobic. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/12/2023 09:00 - United States

Today, it's been a year since the man I loved for more than a decade moved in with me. I felt so lucky at the time, only to suddenly notice more and more that he's a huge racist. Against MY race. Bye bye decades of my wasted time. FML

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You deserved it 258

By Danny - 12/09/2018 20:30

Today, after being together for 8 months, I learned that not only was my boyfriend a liar, but that he is also married, and has been for 4 years. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 139

You deserved it 282

By Anonymous - 04/03/2017 02:00

Today, I found out my boyfriend's parents consider me more of a clingy friend than a girlfriend. We have been together over 5 years. FML

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You deserved it 641

By wooed - 03/12/2009 03:15 - United States

Today, I found out that my boyfriend of 2 months has been faking his southern accent. FML

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You deserved it 9 031

By taylor w - 31/10/2014 02:32 - United States

Today, I found out the guy I've been dating for 5 months is engaged to his girlfriend of 3 years. I found out as we were talking, waiting for him to come outside after work. FML

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You deserved it 3 550

By not my bf anymore - 05/11/2015 21:15 - United States

Today, I found out that my new boyfriend is a "Men's Rights Activist". FML

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You deserved it 7 582

Dealbreaker?

By Emma - 29/05/2026 20:00 - United States - Seattle

Today, I learned that my boyfriend of a year and half hit up another girl to hang out while we were six months into dating. He even shared photos with her from a day trip I was on. FML

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You deserved it 69

All over the place

By unluckyinlove - 04/09/2021 17:01 - Australia - Ridgehaven

Today, I found out my boyfriend of 5 years cheated on me and now has a 4 year old, and as he’s told me, we should get married. FML

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You deserved it 99

The movie of my life

By Anonymous - 19/11/2020 05:02

Today, I learnt my boyfriend has just been using me for character development for the last 5 years. FML

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You deserved it 147

By secret meat - 21/06/2014 02:04 - United States - Framingham

Today, after being a vegetarian for 5 years, I found out that my boyfriend of 2 years has secretly been feeding me meat. His reason is that he thinks it's "funny" that I still call myself a vegetarian afterwards. FML

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You deserved it 9 876

dasin 18

Saturday 2 January 2021 4:24

xenophobic to all things or other humans? like i wouldnt want alien overlords from the planet xenu coming here and pillaging our planet

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 2 January 2021 4:58

How did it take you so long to figure that out? Do you two talk?

Comments

dasin 18

Saturday 2 January 2021 4:24

xenophobic to all things or other humans? like i wouldnt want alien overlords from the planet xenu coming here and pillaging our planet

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 2 January 2021 4:58

How did it take you so long to figure that out? Do you two talk?

Anzubar 5

Saturday 2 January 2021 7:24

So...what did he disagree with you on?

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