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By Anonymous - 22/04/2015 14:24 - United States - Altamonte Springs

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Today, my religious girlfriend convinced me to let her take my virginity. A few hours later, she broke up with me, crying and saying I was going to hell for having sex before marriage. But apparently she isn't, and she can't be with someone who "tempts" her. FML
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marcelmg 10

Must be catholic. Can't cope with sinners, but can be sinners.

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randomguy76 14

Dodged a HUGE bullet.

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Bragi 12

Two possibilities: 1. You're too hot to handle. 2. She's a crazy, lying *****. In either case you're better off without her.

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Geckosrock99 33

If you're the type to want to have sex with a virgin, then dump him/her for not being pure, you need to take a good look yourself.

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Dimples_bbw 6

Trust me you should be ecstatic about that.

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CosmicElk 26

her logic is absolutley terrible, it seems that it might be better now and being away from her than finding oit shes a nutjob later on

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Saraishi 25

She's the overly religious one but she took -your- virginity? Sorry but the math on that doesn't add up. I'm sorry about the bad experience she put you through but you'll better off without that hypocrite.

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lady_lipz 7

Dude... She sounds crazy as hell. Sounds like the breakup should be a good thing for you.

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KyleLord_ 9

What? I'm religious and I think that's BS.

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