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Stud

By Anonymous - 02/05/2015 02:22 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams. I could tell she really enjoyed it, because she muttered, "Well, that was disappointing." afterwards, then got dressed, said she'd made a huge mistake, and asked me not to call her again. Yep, total stud. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/12/2018 03:00 - United States - Huntsville

Today, I finally lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams, unfortunately she called me by my ex-bestfriend's name. FML

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Let down

By anonymous - 21/06/2009 02:00 - United States

Today, I took my girlfriend's virginity. A few minutes in she remarked, "If this is what sex is normally like then I'm seriously disappointed." FML

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By Lady Vulva - 19/09/2015 02:56

Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It lasted about 20 seconds, and he cried during it. I later heard him telling his friends he'd given me a "damn good pounding" and "made her cum 3 times". I wish. FML

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So close…

By fuck you, Odin, FUCK YOU - 03/03/2014 22:35 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I was finally all set to lose my virginity. My girlfriend pushed me onto the bed and pulled off my underwear. She then made a face as if she'd just sucked on a lemon, and got up and left without a word. I haven't heard from her since. FML

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By checkup - 15/07/2012 00:50 - United Kingdom - Redditch

Today, I finally hooked up with the girl of my dreams. We went back to her place, and I explored every inch of her body; luscious lips, hourglass curves, genital warts... The worst part was when she got angry when I refused to continue, shouting, "No wonder you're still a virgin!" FML

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By EliseV - 03/11/2014 18:56 - United States - Chino Hills

Today, I lost my virginity. In the middle of it, he just gave up and said he wasn't in the mood anymore. Then I had to listen about his past failed relationships for over an hour. FML

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By sadsexer23 - 16/02/2010 03:10 - United States

Today, I took my girlfriends virginity and had given it my all. When I had finished, sweating and tired, I looked down at her and smiled, obviously pleased with myself. She looked up at me and said, "Wait, was that it?" FML

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Testing the waters

By Anonymousss95 - 10/12/2011 12:03 - Sweden

Today, I lost my virginity. Afterwards, he told me that he was only doing this because he wanted to know if he still truly loves his girlfriend. FML

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No good

By :(( - 28/09/2013 21:24 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I was all set to lose my virginity to my girlfriend. I was ecstatic, until she threatened to "beat the fuck" out of me if I didn't make it good for her. The actual sex was 30 seconds of me being given death glares, causing me to lose my boner, and have to leave in shame. FML

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Trial run

By Perdito_Coño - 05/09/2014 20:55 - Australia - Quakers Hill

Today, I was about to lose my virginity to my girlfriend. Unfortunately, she started fake-moaning like a pornstar before I even entered her, totally killing the mood and my boner. She swore she hadn't moaned, accused me of not finding her attractive enough, and angrily left. FML

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Haggis300 25

Saturday 2 May 2015 23:53

At least she left- she sounds like a pretty horrid person. You deserve better OP :)

notfat14 18

Saturday 2 May 2015 23:51

Oh well at least you got to

Comments

bryce0110 23

Saturday 2 May 2015 23:59

She's a bitch

Emma1562 35

Sunday 3 May 2015 0:01

OP I'm so sorry that's ****** up

quesok 22

Sunday 3 May 2015 0:01

Certainly a memorable first time

JayVicious 20

Sunday 3 May 2015 3:59

yeah, sadly id say its memorable for the both of them

thefmlman2011 36

Sunday 3 May 2015 0:03

doesn't matter, had sex

Coffeehound 18

Sunday 3 May 2015 0:09

Practice makes perfect man.

Epickitty58 29

Sunday 3 May 2015 0:11

BITCH ALERT.

alex_gen 39

Sunday 3 May 2015 0:13

Doesn't sound like you were in a relationship, and it was a one-night stand.

MrAsquared100 14

Sunday 3 May 2015 0:13

Doesn't matter, had sex. right? no? okay anyway, take this one on the chin. It only gets better from here.

prostar9993 15

Sunday 3 May 2015 0:18

At least you got lain

PePziNL 20

Sunday 3 May 2015 3:58

Don't we all love to get lain

brvnnx 18

Sunday 3 May 2015 0:19

Well that's one thing you'll never forget.

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