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By Anna - 02/07/2009 13:31 - United States

Today, I called back a number I'd recently missed a call from. To my surprise, it was my boyfriend's fiancée's number. I've been with him four years, he's been with her for six. Turns out, not only is he a cheating jerk, but technically I'M the other woman. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/08/2018 14:30

Today, I called my boyfriend and a woman answered. Turns out, she's also his girlfriend. She broke up with me on his behalf. FML

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By scumbag - 05/11/2009 10:12 - United States

Today, I got a call from the guy I have been seeing. I wasn't him. It was his wife wondering why I have her husband's number. FML

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You deserved it 6 435

By I knew it! - 02/11/2018 17:00 - United States - Washington

Today, I woke up to 6 missed calls. I called back to find a woman asking how I know her boyfriend after seeing our texts. I told her he's been my boyfriend for 4 months, and she told me he's been hers for over a year. He vehemently denied knowing who I am as I spoke, even with obvious proof. FML

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The nerve of some people

By Inga44 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I got a call from my boyfriend. He was at the police station for breaking into a model home to hook up with the girl he's been cheating on me with for the past four months. I was his one phone call. He was expecting me to bail him out. FML

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By Stupid - 01/03/2019 04:00

Today, I got a call from my boyfriend's wife. He's still saying he is not married. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/12/2010 00:02 - United States

Today, I called my boyfriend's job to ask him a question. His co-worker answered the phone, and when I asked for my boyfriend, he assumed I was someone else. Who exactly would that someone else be? FML

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By Anonymous - 02/10/2010 13:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me over for dinner. When I walked in the door, he asked why I was here; apparently he dialed the wrong girlfriend. FML

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Slipping

By Anonymous - 30/07/2021 20:01

Today, I called one of my coworkers to ask him where he was, because I needed him to come downstairs. After 2 minutes of yelling on the phone to come downstairs, I realized I'd called the wrong person, and was actually on the phone with my ex-boyfriend, who took me 6 months to get over. FML

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You deserved it 1 059

Why Change a Perfectly Good System?

By queenofthegypsys - 01/03/2020 23:00

Today, while creeping on my boyfriend's ex-wife’s Facebook, I found out that he used to call her the same nicknames he now calls me. FML

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That's kinda handy!

By Anonymous - 25/10/2019 20:00

Today, my boyfriend and I found out that we were cheating on each other with the same person. FML

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ForestFire0 1

Thursday 2 July 2009 20:10

You're pretty close though. Your boyfriend is really good at cheating. I'd review all past board game results.

teehee520 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 20:10

4 years?! Seriously? Wow...

Comments

hateevryone 14

Sunday 19 June 2011 4:52

kill him

KYLAisaBITCH 4

Wednesday 13 July 2011 16:22

that would seriously suck if you two women had children by him....

purpleluvr18 0

Monday 22 August 2011 18:36

technically you are the other women cuz you have only been with you for 4 years and her for 6.

RissaLynne 8

Friday 30 September 2011 12:28

Technically, you are the other woman. At least in society's eyes. 4 years versus 6.....

rocketgirl999 2

Friday 4 November 2011 21:20

kick him where it hurts the most

MidnaLink 33

Monday 5 March 2012 5:50

I'm sorry. All I can say is WOW!

abbiepearson_ 9

Tuesday 20 August 2013 0:22

Sorry about that but if he was with the other girl longer, you would be..

Vintage_Cola 29

Monday 24 February 2014 14:04

Keen boyfriend level: master cheater.

eyepuppy 31

Monday 24 March 2014 15:57

How did it take 4 years to find out. Your relationship must be only a fewbhoursba week.

xXAlorraXx 11

Thursday 24 July 2014 0:48

wow sorry... what a waste of 4 years, really sorry.

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