Animals: Soggy

Soggy

By ninjapup - 02/01/2010 04:40 - Canada

Today, I was at a party, chatting up this guy while we were petting my friends dog. The dog had just been outside and was kinda wet, I assumed it was raining out. Just then someone came up and said "Um, that dog's covered in pee." Apparently someone peed off the deck onto the dog as it walked by. FML

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By Josh - 16/07/2021 06:01 - United States

Today, a friend came over to meet my new dog. The dog got excited and accidentally peed on him. I went to the kitchen to get something to clean it up. When I came back, my new dog was covered in my friend's pee. My friend claimed that peeing on my dog "showed dominance." FML

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By monkeyzz - 12/10/2012 11:11 - United States - Sonora

Today, my boyfriend and I were making out on his deck out back. When leaving, I heard the sliding glass door open on the upper deck, I froze in the yard to not be seen. Too bad I didn't move. Apparently his dad pees off the deck at night. I had to walk home covered in pee. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/10/2023 19:30 - Canada

Today, I took my dog to the park. It had recently rained, and he started rolling in something unidentifiable. When I got home, I discovered it was a mixture of mud and who knows what else. Now my house smells like a swamp. FML

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By Username - 02/08/2011 17:35 - United States

Today, I decided to play with my dog. I sat on the ground and whistled for him to come to me. I smiled when I saw him running at my happily. He sniffed me, turned around, lifted his leg and peed on me. FML

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By StinkFoot - 28/10/2018 13:30

Today, I was pet sitting for a friend. As soon as I walked in the door, I stepped in dog poop. I took off my shoes to clean them, then stepped in cat pee in my socks. FML

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By drunk - 06/03/2010 07:38 - Australia

Today, I woke up on a friend's floor with a massive hangover after her party last night. My friend, who was next to me, barfed all over me. She then told me that while I was drunk last night, I made out with her dog as well as two of our other friend's boyfriends. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/07/2025 22:00 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I took my dog to the park. He ran straight into a muddy pond, came back to shake himself off, and got mud all over my freshly cleaned white hoodie. A stranger passing by gave us a thumbs up and said, “Good boy!” I'm not sure who he was talking to. FML

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By katams - 26/02/2012 12:28 - United States

Today, I was going for a walk and I kept smelling pee wherever I went. After about an hour, I finally figured out that the smell was me. My dog had peed on my sweatshirt. FML

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By mraow123 - 30/05/2009 05:04 - United States

Today, I was walking my dog but every time he looked like he was about to "go", he became uninterested with the spot and kept walking. I, following behind, tripped over a bump in the sidewalk and face planted. My dog then finally urinated, all over my aching body. FML

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By Andrea Trevor - 30/04/2018 01:30

Today, I woke up at 5 a.m. to my dog jumping off of my bed. No big deal. I rolled over to the other side of the bed to fall back asleep and my face landed right in a puddle of his pee. I tasted it. FML

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Saturday 2 January 2010 12:26

^^ lmao Thats more of an FML for the dog, you can wash your hands. "Today, some random dude peed on me when I walked past him. FML" :p

AndelleRae 9

Saturday 2 January 2010 12:17

I'll bet you were really pissy when you found out, huh?

Comments

Mister_Imperfect 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 16:59

What the hell... I litterally broke out laughing when i heard this, FYL

blastvortex 3

Saturday 2 January 2010 17:24

Haha. I'll bet that pissed you off.

nazooer 11

Saturday 2 January 2010 18:35

I doubt that it was on putpose

NoteMyGrin 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 19:14

What kind of loser would pee on a simpleminded dog? Poor thing!

kattylizbeth 19

Saturday 16 June 2012 6:36

What if it wasn't a simple-minded dog? What if it was a genius dog? Then would it still be sad? Lmbo.(:

Skullcrusher 5

Saturday 2 January 2010 19:36

Now that's funny. Were you pissed off or pissed on? LOL!

cort35 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 19:44

My brother peed on a dog off the deck at a party the other day! Haha

zirathedarkelf 2

Saturday 2 January 2010 20:39

At least he was petting it too, you both can bond over the shame. XD

jaimelee 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 21:38

This happened in a movie called Beethoven so FYL for lying!

crustpunkbarbie 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 22:24

thats ******* disgusting. peeing on a dog is not funny, people who do that are stupid, ******-up, ignorant assholes that need to be peed on themselves.